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LOL, Check out this phone menu...

Jeraden

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Keep in mind, this is a real business.

Call National Discount Brokers
1. Dial 1-800-888-3999
2. Listen to the all of the recorded options
3. Pay attention to what option 7 is
4. Hit 7
 

convex

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heh! my friend called me a couple days ago about this one...freaky how she says it so calmly
 

kami

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Oct 9, 1999
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YES it's funny but i think this makes the FIFTH time it's been posted here!!! I guess it's all over the internet now.
 

Mark R

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Oct 9, 1999
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For the benefit of those who cannot dial that number, could someone please provide a little insight as to what actually is so funny?
 

purplehayes

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Mark R Call goes like this....

Thank you for calling National Discount Brokers...

Blah, blah, blah...Press 1
Blah, blah, blah...Press 2
Blah, blah, blah...Press 3
Blah, blah, blah...Press 4
Blah, blah, blah...Press 5
Blah, blah, blah...Press 6
If you would like to hear a duck quack...Press 7

/me Pressing 7...Quack Quack

Strange!?! :cool:

PH
:D
 

Wangel

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Strange? I don't think so! Look at the free exposure that this company has gotten! Fabulous marketing idea! More companies should be as inventive!
 

SUOrangeman

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how about this one:

Brown & Williamson (big tobacco)
1-800-578-7453

I only called once a good while ago. I don't know if they've changed it by now.

-SUO