LOL, Caitlin!

[MartyMcFly3]

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

 

[D1gger]

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!

 

[Brian Stirling]

Mother: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal: Yeah. What're you looking for?
Mother: Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup.
Randal: Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now. Let me make sure they got it. What's it called again?
Mother: Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup.
Child: Happy Scrappy.
Mother: She loves it.
Randal: Obviously. [to the distributor] Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My wise and beautiful woman Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave wise and beautiful woman, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Yep. Oh, wait a minute. [to the mother] Uh, what was that called again?