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Originally posted by: Shawn
She gained weight or something.
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Yeah, she's always been a bit a bit thick compared to the bean poles she competes against (not that I was complaining then, she was definitely hotter than just about all the other gymnasts hands down), but I imagine she must have let her self go ever since finishing the Olympics thus making her appear even heavier. Granted I don't think she looks bad right now, definitely far more human than goddess though. Still would hit it.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca aka Robert Michael O'Ryan
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: frostedflakes
Seriously, who wouldn't get a boner rubbing against Shawn Johnson?
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Careful she's not legal yet 😉
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She is 17... good enough. 😉
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She's legal in 37 states, including her home state of Iowa.

Believe me, I have done my research.
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fixed
 
Originally posted by: coldmeat
Either it's not a boner, or he has a really really small penis. It's just one of those times where your dick shrinks a little more than usual and sticks out straighter cause it can't weigh itself down. Happens to me sometimes when I exercise.
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everyone on atot is rocking a full 10 inches.
 
All i'm gonna say is if you were looking at the guys crotch instead of the hot chick you might want to rethink your manhood...
 
Originally posted by: da loser
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca aka Robert Michael O'Ryan
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: frostedflakes
Seriously, who wouldn't get a boner rubbing against Shawn Johnson?
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Careful she's not legal yet 😉
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She is 17... good enough. 😉
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She's legal in 37 states, including her home state of Iowa.

Believe me, I have done my research.
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fixed
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Lol, I read about that. The guy is a total loon.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblo..._stalker_arrested.html
 
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: frostedflakes
Seriously, who wouldn't get a boner rubbing against Shawn Johnson?
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Careful she's not legal yet 😉
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She is 17... good enough. 😉
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She's legal in 37 states, including her home state of Iowa.

Believe me, I have done my research.
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...and you're waiting patiently for her to enter one?
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:laugh:

I love all the guys on AT who always complain about the age of consent. As if 17 year old girls are just dying to get inside thier mom's basement and play some nude WoW with them.
 
Originally posted by: OCguy
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I love all the guys on AT who always complain about the age of consent. As if 17 year old girls are just dying to get inside thier mom's basement and play some nude WoW with them.
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You mean they're not??!! Damnit - I just made all kinds of preparations since my mom is leaving for a week 🙁

Oh, and even if she has gained a bit of weight, shes a freakin Olympic gymnast! Does no one see the implications for that level of flexibility?

 
Originally posted by: OCguy
I love all the guys on AT who always complain about the age of consent. As if 17 year old girls are just dying to get inside thier mom's basement and play some nude WoW with them.
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WhyTF would a nerd want to play some nude WoW? They'd never get any farming done.
 
So...you're telling me I have to sit through 5 minutes of that stupid fucking show to see some guy's hard cock? 😕

No thanks.
 
Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: coldmeat
Either it's not a boner, or he has a really really small penis. It's just one of those times where your dick shrinks a little more than usual and sticks out straighter cause it can't weigh itself down. Happens to me sometimes when I exercise.
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everyone on atot is rocking a full 10 inches.
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And dating women who are more attractive than super models.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
So...you're telling me I have to sit through 5 minutes of that stupid fucking show to see some guy's hard cock? 😕

No thanks.
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It's called clicking to the 5 minutes mark dude. Pretty easy.
 
I think she's still damned hot. But dude, that guy's junk was flapping around all through that dance routine. Barf.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: Dumac
She is a little too thick in all the wrong places for my taste...

As for the boner, it was pretty noticeable.
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Jesus you must like them skinny as hell. Is Paris Hilton too fat for you?
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If you think SJ in that video classifies as skinny enough so that anything under is "skinny as hell", then you have an extremely distorted sense of proportion.

Trust me, I like curves on a woman, but she isn't curvy. She is just thick, mostly in her stomach area.

Anyway, I'm sure I'll get hell for this, as ATOT is creepily interested in the girl...
 
Originally posted by: Dumac
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: Dumac
She is a little too thick in all the wrong places for my taste...

As for the boner, it was pretty noticeable.
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Jesus you must like them skinny as hell. Is Paris Hilton too fat for you?
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If you think SJ in that video classifies as skinny enough so that anything under is "skinny as hell", then you have an extremely distorted sense of proportion.

Trust me, I like curves on a woman, but she isn't curvy. She is just thick, mostly in her stomach area.

Anyway, I'm sure I'll get hell for this, as ATOT is creepily interested in the girl...
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4chan has Boxxy; AT has SJ.
 
Originally posted by: Kadarin
I think she's still damned hot. But dude, that guy's junk was flapping around all through that dance routine. Barf.
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LMAO @ the ithyphallophobia!!! :laugh:

(Then again, dennil hates it too when there are dudes in his porn...)
 
Originally posted by: Dumac
Trust me, I like curves on a woman, but she isn't curvy. She is just thick, mostly in her stomach area.
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I don't know, I know what you are referring to, I'm not delusional, but I'd say that's pretty harsh. She's clearly a very healthy girl.
 
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