LOL at David Caruso

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GasX

Lifer
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Horatio, the victim was 6 months pregnant when she was brutally stabbed and her fetus stolen.

Well then, this is not just a murder case. We are also looking for a newborn baby used to having... a womb with a view.


YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 

GasX

Lifer
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Horatio, the victim, a runaway teenager named Andrew Clay, had been cruising South Beach to make some money and died when one of his John's stabbed him.

It seems little boy blue... he needed the money

YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 

0roo0roo

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aww just plain cliips, think it was on conan that they did a skit on how it would be like if he had the caruso thing going and how everything he would say would be so much more dramatic cuz of the scream:)
 

GasX

Lifer
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Horatio, the victim was trespassing on this golf course in order to smoke pot. Unfortunately, it was laced with PCP and he drowned in the water hazard after freaking out.

Clearly this man didn't read the sign... stay off the grass.


YEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
 

Fenixgoon

Lifer
Jun 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Horatio, the victim was trespassing on this golf course in order to smoke pot. Unfortunately, it was laced with PCP and he drowned in the water hazard after freaking out.

Clearly this man didn't read the sign... stay off the grass.


YEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

ROFLS :D:D:D
 

mrSHEiK124

Lifer
Mar 6, 2004
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Originally posted by: Kev
I clicked to read this thread.



And now I'm....



....replying.


YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:laugh:

After reading this thread, there's only one thing to do...................laugh

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Horatio, the victim is Arthur Treacher, the head chef at Pesci, Miami's hottest new seafood restaurant. He died when a mouthful of smoked trout lodged in his throat.

hmm.... the entre du jour must have been fish with Artie chokes...

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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He and William Petersen (or is it Peterson?) are two of the worst older actors alive. Add in Bill Paxton and i think the world could do without all three of them. I love Tombstone, but ANYONE other than Bill Paxton would have been a better choice for Morgan.
 

GasX

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Horatio, the hotel was hosting a chess tournament when a fire started in the lobby. Five people died in the ensuing panic.

Looks like we have some chess nuts.... roasting in an open fire.

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 

GasX

Lifer
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Horatio, this woman died when she was reading the assailant's palm. She broke out into hysterical laughter and he killed her in a sudden rage...

Well, if we can't get a murder charge to stick, we can certainly get him for... striking a happy medium.

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!





I am having too much fun with this thread...
 

BlueWeasel

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Horatio, the hotel was hosting a chess tournament when a fire started in the lobby. Five people died in the ensuing panic.

Looks like we have some chess nuts.... roasting in an open fire.

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: