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Logic Question - Better than Mayne - With MS Paint

Pooping next to someone with 4 empty stalls?

  • Super gay... beware the foot tap

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • Serial killer... don't wipe, just get out

    Votes: 7 41.2%

  • Too busy thinking about holding big gold balls to participate in this nonsense

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • Total voters
    17
Jeeebus

Jeeebus

Diamond Member
Nobody cares about touching stupid gold balls - this question has actual practical application.

To protect the identity of the person involved, let's just say that "Reeebus" is enjoying a Monday morning sit down in the bathroom while perusing ATOT. There are 5 stalls. Jee... I mean, Reeebus, is in stall # 1 and all others are empty - including the luxury wheelchair apartment.

Enter the stranger. With 4 empty stalls he enters the stall directly adjacent to our hero.

This guy is super gay, a serial killer, raised by wolves, or a super gay serial killer raised by wolves, right? I can't really think of another logical option.

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Start making uncomfortable grunting noises as if someone is in the stall with you already. (did you think I was going to suggest you to make typical bathroom grunting noises? that'd just be too easy.)
 
Why is ATOT man not hung with super gold balls?

Or since it is ATOT, super blue balls?

Or since it is ATOT, he has no balls and the pic is accurate?
 
Preferred stall wins out over adjacency, it is not a urinal. If I have to use a public crapper I prefer to use one I claim as my own.
 
Slide your foot into his stall and tap his foot.

BTW, what kind of heathen doesn't opt for the handicap stall if it is available?
 
Oh, if you are super worried that he is a serial killer you should definitely wipe but keep the toilet paper in your hand as you exit the bathroom. He will pick another target.
 
local said:
Preferred stall wins out over adjacency, it is not a urinal. If I have to use a public crapper I prefer to use one I claim as my own.
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If your preferred stall is one that isn't on an end that's just weird. Not to mention it's a completely secondary metric to whichever stall is cleanest.
 
GoodRevrnd said:
If your preferred stall is one that isn't on an end that's just weird. Not to mention it's a completely secondary metric to whichever stall is cleanest.
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I was mostly referring to one you may visit regularly such as at work. And yes, cleanliness will override preference. No way I'm dealing with some random assholes leftovers.
 
Or what is the odds of someone using the middle urinal when there is only 3 available. I would turn around and walk out of the washroom.
 
you chose the toilet with the most pubes, and the other dude was just getting as close to home as allowed at that moment.
 
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