Our teacher takes a survey on drugs, sex and rock and roll every semester he teaches psych. He has it set up anonymously so he doesn't have to report anything he finds out and so we'll actually respond truthfully. He leaves the room, you fill out the sheet (bubbles), you place it wherever you want in a stack. Someone informs him when things are done. After that's all done, he compiles the data and compares versus previous years. Since psych is generally a very good cross-section of the senior class, this is a very good indicator of the tendencies of the graduating class for any given year. Well, naturally, we all thought we were hardcore badasses, but it turns out that we're the best behaved group that he's taught thus far. An astonishingly high number of us reported intact virginity, never having tried drugs of any sort, and never having tried alcohol. And get this; the cleaner of the two genders? THE MALES. Among the girls who participated in said activities, they generally used harder drugs more often, drank more often, and fscked more often with more partners.
We will, naturally, exert senior authority and remove this study from his records and replace it with a more acceptable version. Well, actually, I'm too lazy (early onset senioritis), so hopefully someone else will.
Oh, and the one Rock and Roll question on the survey... "Complete this line: 'For those about to rock...' A) ...we salute you B) ...I like big butts C) ...enter night D) ...the casbah."
Thankfully, we ALL got that one right, hah.
We will, naturally, exert senior authority and remove this study from his records and replace it with a more acceptable version. Well, actually, I'm too lazy (early onset senioritis), so hopefully someone else will.
Oh, and the one Rock and Roll question on the survey... "Complete this line: 'For those about to rock...' A) ...we salute you B) ...I like big butts C) ...enter night D) ...the casbah."
Thankfully, we ALL got that one right, hah.
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