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Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Inspired by Yoyos epic video request thread. Request something from me, a pic, a video, etc and I will see if I can fill said request. Note I will only be doing things that I feel comfortable with both physically and emotionally so obviously that puts most typical ATOT requests off limits of course. :D Sorry no pics of my man tits or any other tits for that matter. That may mean this thread will die a quick death but who knows. Ask away.

Legal note #2. Note I don't promise a timely response.
 

nonameo

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Mar 13, 2006
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drop an egg on a sidewalk and then sprinkle your username on it in pepper.

edit: then a pic a week later
 

Juked07

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Jul 22, 2008
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Yay for delivering on my first request.

Video of you doing one of the following at work?:

Top 10 Ways to
Freak-Out Your Co-Workers
10. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.

9. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.

8. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

7. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

6. Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.

5. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

4. Sneak up behind some engrossed in their work screaming, "DISK FIGHT!!!" and bop them on the head with a disk.

3. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

2. Get a pair of 3-d glasses. Wobble around while walking and keep yelling, "Whoa, that looked so real!"

1. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Yay for delivering on my first request.

Video of you doing one of the following at work?:

Top 10 Ways to
Freak-Out Your Co-Workers
10. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.

9. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.

8. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

7. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

6. Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.

5. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

4. Sneak up behind some engrossed in their work screaming, "DISK FIGHT!!!" and bop them on the head with a disk.

3. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

2. Get a pair of 3-d glasses. Wobble around while walking and keep yelling, "Whoa, that looked so real!"

1. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

I'll gladly take a pic of where I work and post some type of ATOT was here type sign but I ain't making an ass of myself at work. Given that I work at a retail store. If this was at an office cubicle then maybe ... actually maybe not even then.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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drop an egg on a sidewalk and then sprinkle your username on it in pepper.

edit: then a pic a week later

egg.jpg


I'm not a hobbit so LO is the best I could do, just think of them as my initials or something.

Not sure about it in a week. Will have to see just how bad it get's.