Wduaqnug

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I went to movie theatre in my area that was recently totally renovated, totally full with tickets sold out to all movies except one. it said on automated ticket booth terminal " Final" (2) R at 10:20PM no banners of the movie or anything, so it was 10:30 me and my wife decided to go since commercials just ended. it turned out it was error, its final fear 2

oooo my god my wife almost peed!Q

she was afraid to use elevator
 
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Is this some kind of test? I haven't used "Stop posting" since yesterday's "M4H for Elite"/"Flamefest" thread, and I'm getting really tempted to use it now.

So how about a good old fashioned "STFU" instead?

- M4H
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I went to movie theatre in my area that was recently totally renovated, totally full with tickets sold out to all movies except one. it said on automated ticket booth terminal " Final" (2) R at 10:20PM no banners of the movie or anything, so it was 10:30 me and my wife decided to go since commercials just ended. it turned out it was error, its final fear 2

oooo my god my wife almost peed!Q

she was afraid to use elevator

"On a long enough timeline, the possibility of a wduaqnug thread making sense drops to zero."

STOP POSTING.
 
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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I went to movie theatre in my area that was recently totally renovated, totally full with tickets sold out to all movies except one. it said on automated ticket booth terminal " Final" (2) R at 10:20PM no banners of the movie or anything, so it was 10:30 me and my wife decided to go since commercials just ended. it turned out it was error, its final fear 2

oooo my god my wife almost peed!Q

she was afraid to use elevator

"On a long enough timeline, the possibility of a wduaqnug thread making sense drops to zero."

STOP POSTING.

I didn't say it for once! :D

- M4H
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
I went to movie theatre in my area that was recently totally renovated, totally full with tickets sold out to all movies except one. it said on automated ticket booth terminal " Final" (2) R at 10:20PM no banners of the movie or anything, so it was 10:30 me and my wife decided to go since commercials just ended. it turned out it was error, its final fear 2

oooo my god my wife almost peed!Q

she was afraid to use elevator

"On a long enough timeline, the possibility of a wduaqnug thread making sense drops to zero."

STOP POSTING.

I didn't say it for once! :D

- M4H

Someone had to.... :D
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
03/08/2003

August 3rd, 2003? What's that? The date you get your brain transplant?

- M4H
Transplant? Implying he had one to begin with? I think not. At best, he's got a family of chipmunks who've taken residence in between his ears.

 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
03/08/2003

August 3rd, 2003? What's that? The date you get your brain transplant?

- M4H

Hopefully the day he jumps from a 3rd story building, twists a bone and dies. :D
 

Rent

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We can all thank Rudeguy for digging up a old Wduaqnug post for us to thrash him in :)

As if there weren't enough of them already :p
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Rent
We can all thank Rudeguy for digging up a old Wduaqnug post for us to thrash him in :)

As if there weren't enough of them already :p
It's like the gift that keeps on giving. :D

 

xirtam

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Does this go along with your consumer rights web site because if so I want to see pics because wives peeing on elevators sounds like a good thing for an engineer to study omg.
 

pyonir

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I think the world should file a lawsuit against your mother for bringing you into this world.
 

CPA

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This is his best thread yet, how did I miss this back in March.

Wduaqnug, go for it! Of course, I hope the judge or defense lawyers don't ask your wife to recreate the elevator scene.