Local News Sucks

[Banana]

"A neighborhood pet and an alligator: The disturbing news at 11."

This was the teaser just a minute ago during a break in the playoff game. :frown:

Does anyone even watch local news? (Other than for comedy.) I hate the teasers like "Your children may be in danger!! Details tonight at 11."

Update: Neighbor's 14 yr old boy fed beloved family cat to an alligator.
Kid arrested.

 

[StinkyMeat]

OMG is the pet ok?

 

[Kaervak]

The local news round here is especially retarded. A little while ago they did a segment on if aluminum bats were dangerous. Ummm, duh it all depends how you use them morons.

 

[Banana]

Originally posted by: StinkyMeat
OMG is the pet ok?

I dunno! It's not 11 yet!

 

[StinkyMeat]

Please keep us updated. I'm in suspense.

Everyone say a prayer for the pet.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

*says prayer for pet that's passing through aligator's digestive tract*

 

[Banana]

Update: Neighbor's 14 yr old boy fed beloved family cat to an alligator. :Q
Kid arrested.

 

[Eli]

Of course, it depends on the channel..

I don't like Channel 6 and 12, but I like 2 and 8.

 

[rival]

local news sucks ass, i hate it, it used to be a bunch of white people on it, who spoke proper english and could report the news, but now theres some gay guy named miquel tellin me what the weather is going to be like tommorow, and some chick called lisa wu mang fu reporting live from were a crime occured 3 years ago

 

[IamDavid]

I CAN"T STAND local news. I would rather watch old Dallas reruns then sit thru a half hour of that useless, uninteresting, unimportant CRAP! I have 5 to choose from and can't stand a single one..