Lizards of unusual size?

[Jeeebus]

I don't think they exist....

Unless, of course, you take a walk around the Jeeebus yard. Just a few of the lizard creatures hanging around.

 

[BoomerD]

Looks like a great place to own and use a machete.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Perhaps they view you as an attractive female of their species.

 

[PottedMeat]

put a bunch of knight anoles together for a battle royal, eat the winner

 

[Bardock]

I saw the second one when I had a fourth floor apartment with a flower box in the window and he was scaling the building looking for bird eggs. The window was open and I remember thinking man, keep rolling little mini Godzilla ha-ha and he did. Cool photos man.

 

[Jeeebus]

Perhaps they view you as an attractive female of their species.

I got into a head nodding contest with the iguana today. I thought we were establishing dominance, but I guess that may have been a precursor to mating. We'll see what happens tonight.

 

[MovingTarget]

/cues up "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult...

 

[Ken g6]

That's a LOUS-y parody. D: Besides there are much bigger lizards.

 

[shortylickens]

Big lizard

 

[Newbian]

No jokes about having large lizards that op's mom likes?

You guys are failing.

Anyways op were you the same guy talking about them eating your peaches from awhile ago?

 

[Jeeebus]

No jokes about having large lizards that op's mom likes?

You guys are failing.

Anyways op were you the same guy talking about them eating your peaches from awhile ago?

peaches, mangoes, barbados cherries... anything they can grab.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I got into a head nodding contest with the iguana today. I thought we were establishing dominance, but I guess that may have been a precursor to mating. We'll see what happens tonight.

Keep an open mind, have a couple of drinks and roll with it.

 

[Jeeebus]

Keep an open mind, have a couple of drinks and roll with it.

I'm not saying I made sweet love to a lizard last night...

but I made sweet love to a lizard last night.

 

[MongGrel]

Ours usually run around 5" tops, the Anoles, one cat loves catching them.

We try to save them if they get in the house and release, but they aren't Iguana sized

I guess the gators are the big leezards.

Someone might dump a couple Komodoes in the Everglades one day, but I doubt it as they are pretty rare these days.

Still waiting to see something about a large rock python attack maybe these days, the Burmese ones have been breeding out there long enough now.

Florida shall revolt against the naysayers with a reptilian army, Rick Scott kinda almost fits into that scenario perfectly.

He would make a perfect Voldarmort with a Reptilian army

 

[MongGrel]

Looks like a great place to own and use a machete.

Nah, the lizards are cool, and good bug control.

Like I mentioned, we try to save them whenever a cat grabs one, but they are a bit like cat magnets.

 

[1sikbITCH]

My wife finds a large lizard crawling around the bed once in a while. She tells me about it when I get home

 

[highland145]

lol...in your face, sik.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'm not saying I made sweet love to a lizard last night...

but I made sweet love to a lizard last night.

Don't send the video to another lizard to make it jealous, that won't end well.