Living with a female is a horrible mess

[JulesMaximus]

Women are gross, ew...

 

[sixone]

Reinflate her, and clean up after yourself.

 

[alkemyst]

I think you are dating a bro, bro.

 

[Sonikku]

See "girls poop too" thread.

 

[AMCRambler]

I think you are dating a bro, bro.

Lmao. Now tell him how you raw dogged his mom and FINISH HIM!

 

[alkemyst]

Lmao. Now tell him how you raw dogged his mom and FINISH HIM!

I rawdogged your mom, his I double bagged on.

 

[AMCRambler]

Muh-muh-muh-MONSTERKILL!

 

[MonKENy]

this douche bag starts these troll posts all the time and then watches you guys take the bait and never responds.

If your girl really is like that then she is a low class trashy bitch and shows the kind of guy you are for putting up w/that crap.

But I call shens anyway

 

[SP33Demon]

sex > mess. /thread

 

[videogames101]

this douche bag starts these troll posts all the time and then watches you guys take the bait and never responds.

If your girl really is like that then she is a low class trashy bitch and shows the kind of guy you are for putting up w/that crap.

But I call shens anyway

😀

 

[PatrickBateman]

Marry her and you get to enjoy that mess everyday, minus the sex.

HAHA....until they want kids, then Bang bang bang bang bang bang

 

[AMCRambler]

this douche bag starts these troll posts all the time and then watches you guys take the bait and never responds.

If your girl really is like that then she is a low class trashy bitch and shows the kind of guy you are for putting up w/that crap.

But I call shens anyway

You've been here 5 years and you finally figured out OT. It doesn't matter the thread topic, the best zinger wins.

 

[Kadarin]

HAHA....until they want kids, then Bang bang bang bang bang bang

Then once they have them... No bang. 🙁

 

[randomrogue]

Does she drag her ass on the carpet or the lawn? As long as she doesn't do that you're ok.

 

[SpiderWiz]

Show her this post. I'm sure things will get better for you.

 

[LurkerPrime]

You think hair on the floor is bad? Wait till enough builds up in the drains to clog it. Then you have to dig that shit out.

If you think a wet dog stinks, this is 100x worse.

 

[KeypoX]

Hair everywhere is normal. Shit everywhere is not. Are you sure your girlfriend is not a chimpanzee?

hahaha

 

[Vdubchaos]

This. Been married 13 years now and it is true.

Been married for 13 years now and this is not true.

Wife has never left a mess in the bathroom and she is the only one that ever cleans it.

It's SPOTLESS.

 

[manimal]

Tell her you noticed a faint fishy smell her last visit. She will get crazy self conscious and clean her vagina AND the bathroom like a crack head sucks dicks.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Have 2 bathrooms. Problem solved.

 

[MonKENy]

You've been here 5 years and you finally figured out OT. It doesn't matter the thread topic, the best zinger wins.

thats why I still have 0 cool points 🙁

 

[JulesMaximus]

You think hair on the floor is bad? Wait till enough builds up in the drains to clog it. Then you have to dig that shit out.

If you think a wet dog stinks, this is 100x worse.

You're doing it wrong. Just remove the trap under the sink and clean it out along with the stopper mechanism.

 

[Kadarin]

Been married for 13 years now and this is not true.

Wife has never left a mess in the bathroom and she is the only one that ever cleans it.

It's SPOTLESS.

That's probably because you'll ground her for a month and take away her internet access if she fails to clean it properly.

 

[gorb]

my female renter is much cleaner and neater than my male renter

 

[sixone]

That's probably because you'll ground her for a month and take away her internet access if she fails to clean it properly.

Are you going to follow him around from board to board, posting this? :\