Living with a female is a horrible mess

[Tommy2000GT]

Whenever my g/f stays over on the weekends, my bathroom becomes all gross. Hair all over the floor and tub. Counter and mirror becomes all dirty. Minor crap stains in the toilet.

How do I deal with this?

 

[Baked]

Marry her and you get to enjoy that mess everyday, minus the sex.

 

[Newbian]

Tell her to clean your bathroom and see what happens.

Both of the results will end with this stopping one way or another.

 

[BlackTigers]

She leaves shit stains? Make her shit somewhere else.

Stance of dominance and whatnot.

 

[PottedMeat]

your pimp hand is weak

 

[lyssword]

get a boyfriend instead

 

[Ns1]

Marry her and you get to enjoy that mess everyday, minus the sex.

😀

 

[Kadarin]

This is what happens with women. They tend to clean the kitchen, but the bathroom they camp out in turns into an EPA Superfund site.

 

[rudeguy]

Pics of gf

 

[shortylickens]

we need a permanent thread for this subject.

 

[Kreon]

This is what happens with women. They tend to clean the kitchen, but the bathroom they camp out in turns into an EPA Superfund site.

Opposite for me. Our bathroom is spotless, but I tend to be the one cleaning the kitchen. Of course, I care about my kitchen being spotless. I don't care if I urinate in a Superfund site, hell my bathroom probably would have qualified as one before my girlfriend moved in.

 

[Dumac]

If it bothers you a lot, find a cleaner gf.

Otherwise, you'll live.

And no, "living with a female" is not a "horrible mess". Females are almost like people in that they have individual personality traits that differ from specimen to specimen.

 

[jersiq]

Make her park in the street instead of the driveway.

 

[Kreon]

And no, "living with a female" is not a "horrible mess". Females are almost like people in that they have individual personality traits that differ from specimen to specimen.

And this too

 

[jhansman]

Marry her and you get to enjoy that mess everyday, minus the sex.

LOL! So true, so true...

 

[OVerLoRDI]

And no, "living with a female" is not a "horrible mess". Females are almost like people in that they have individual personality traits that differ from specimen to specimen.

What is this forward thinking you are espousing?

 

[AdamK47]

Make her park in the street instead of the driveway.

Take all the empty spaces along the street and block the driveway.

 

[zinfamous]

tell her to walk to 7-11 when she needs to shit.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

She leaves shit stains? Make her shit somewhere else.

Stance of dominance and whatnot.

or feed her less when she visits. thats just nasty

 

[The_Dude8]

If it bothers you a lot, find a cleaner gf.

Otherwise, you'll live.

And no, "living with a female" is not a "horrible mess". Females are almost like people in that they have individual personality traits that differ from specimen to specimen.

but he does enjoy dirty morning sex with his gf.

 

[Bateluer]

This is what happens with women. They tend to clean the kitchen, but the bathroom they camp out in turns into an EPA Superfund site.

I lol'd at that.

 

[mafia]

Pee on her, shows ownership and she'll listen to you.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Since the OP still lives at home, his mom won't clean the bathroom?

 

[Leros]

Hair everywhere is normal. Shit everywhere is not. Are you sure your girlfriend is not a chimpanzee?

 

[Todd33]

Marry her and you get to enjoy that mess everyday, minus the sex.

This. Been married 13 years now and it is true.