Live Dora the Explorer Movie! Produced by Michael Bay

Paratus

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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...dora-movie-internet-wonders-article-1.3585346

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So yup that's a thing.
 

Crono

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There's definitely going to be some propaganda and/or heavy product placement in it. Would be funny if Boots got taken out by a random missle, though. :D
 

Crono

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Swipper No Surving?

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Plot probably involves Dora fighting white supremacists led by Swiper along the border wall, and it turns out Boots is actually a spy working for them. Backpack is still one of the good guys, though he heroically dies by opening up to swallow a grenade lobbed at Dora, saving her life. :p

Actually, I think that would be somewhat entertaining...
 

Paratus

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Plot probably involves Dora fighting white supremacists led by Swiper along the border wall, and it turns out Boots is actually a spy working for them.

Actually, I think that would be somewhat entertaining...
I'm guessing he's already out looking for his next Megan Fox.
 

ImpulsE69

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It's almost like people don't realize directors can make different genres...even if they all suck.
 

GagHalfrunt

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It's almost like people don't realize directors can make different genres...even if they all suck.

Some directors can. Michael Bay can't. No matter what sort of movie he starts with on paper it becomes a loud, braindead compilation of explosions and chase scenes.