Little Kid's Ninja Site is Sued!

[jarsoffart]

Here is his site. Here is the CNN article. You can also find it in the news section of his site.

 

[Red Dawn]

"Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday.

Sounds more like a freaked out Fundie who's trying to protect her children from the reality of life.

 

[Spoooon]

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Edit: Dammit!

 

[klah]

When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

edit: I do not think this story is from CNN.

 

[JetsFanatic]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

"Ms. Evans is a hard working Christian mother who is just trying raise her kids right. How can she do that when you've got demented little boys filling the internet with violent lies? People believe anything if it's presented on the internet. It's a dangerous medium that must be controlled carefully" said Ms. Evans' attorney on Monday.

Sounds more like a freaked out Fundie who's trying to protect her children from the reality of life.

I agree

 

[aphex]

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[MacBaine]

I didnt think it was a joke until the last line....good one.

 

[klah]

Does CNN host their site at www.anycities.com now??

 

[notfred]

so CNN is now hosted at anycities.com?

READ THE FRICKIN ARTICLE, PEOPLE!!!!

I hate when people post before reading the article. :|

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
I didnt think it was a joke until the last line....good one.

Sadly this could probably really happen.

 

[Lucky]

ITS NOT A REAL ARTICLE!!!!!

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: klah

When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

edit: I do not think this story is from CNN.

Hahaha.. I didn't finsh reading that article so I missed that part

 

[LongCoolMother]

Originally posted by: Lucky
ITS NOT A REAL ARTICLE!!!!!

:Q WE DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: klah

When asked about the lawsuit, Robert Hamburger replied "Ms. Evans is a frigg'n idiot. She needs to shut her mouth right now or I'm going to take a skinny dump on her scalp. "

Despite the lawsuit, Robert says he will continue to tell people how sweet ninjas are "no matter what" and pork as many hot babes as it takes.

edit: I do not think this story is from CNN.

(Shhhhh - let's see how long the replies go on.)

 

[jarsoffart]

ahahhaha. Sorry. I honestly did not know it was some joke. I was not joking though. The kid running the site probably was.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother

Originally posted by: Lucky
ITS NOT A REAL ARTICLE!!!!!

:Q WE DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!

THEN YOU CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother

Originally posted by: Lucky
ITS NOT A REAL ARTICLE!!!!!

:Q WE DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!

THEN YOU CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE TOO MYOPIC TO PICK UP ON SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mithrandir2001]

This thread needs alcohol to mellow the tempers. Got beer?

 

[michaelh20]

Did you guys read the rest of the ninja site?

from his site:
============================
Seppuku with a frisbee


Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can?t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves?guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.?and don?t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that?s why we there are so few ninjas today.



But if you want to commit Seppuku and you?re like me, you don?t have access to stuff like lasers. But there?s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times?and believe me, it?s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.


Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren?t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can?t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die





===========================

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother

Originally posted by: Lucky
ITS NOT A REAL ARTICLE!!!!!

:Q WE DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!

THEN YOU CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE TOO MYOPIC TO PICK UP ON SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M ALSO TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHAT MYOPIC IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[no0b]

blind or short sighted or something like that.

 

[ProviaFan]

That reminds me of the "The Beatles are Evil" website which some of you may have seen. It's a joke, kind of like this one, but it's very close to the reality of what some people think. In fact, I know some people who would believe all of the twisted lies promulgated on sites like that.

 

[Howard]

It would be a sad day if this site were truly closed down.

 

[silent tone]

Arggghhh! These parents make me so mad, I almost kicked my mom in the face!

Now, it's time to wail.