Little Bastards across the street wrote in my concrete.

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: ItmPls
Don't call the cops.
Concrete boots and a river.

Fixed your post

 

[dud]

Hey Mikey, this is for you:


Neighbors from Hell


Click on "View the stories" in the center and enjoy.



I had my own NFH before. My story would turn your stomach. They are gone now after abandoning their house. Oh those were the days ... NOT!

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
After previously having been such good neighbors as to run the riding lawnmower into my truck, then on another occasion covering it in silly string and other disgusting crap, now the little dickwads came over last night after dark and wrote in my new concrete flume.

I told their mother after the sillystring incident that next time I'd call the cops, but I don't have time to mess with it this morning.

Am I being too nice?

The little pricks run all over the neighborhood yelling and cussing at the top of their lungs, riding their bikes through yards and generally misbehaving and the parents do little to control them.

Are the other neighbors complaining... or are you the neighborhood crotchety ass pain?

-Max

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
After previously having been such good neighbors as to run the riding lawnmower into my truck, then on another occasion covering it in silly string and other disgusting crap, now the little dickwads came over last night after dark and wrote in my new concrete flume.

I told their mother after the sillystring incident that next time I'd call the cops, but I don't have time to mess with it this morning.

Am I being too nice?

The little pricks run all over the neighborhood yelling and cussing at the top of their lungs, riding their bikes through yards and generally misbehaving and the parents do little to control them.

Are the other neighbors complaining... or are you the neighborhood crotchety ass pain?

-Max

yes, my immediate neighbor had previously told them to never step foot on his property. It seems a lot of the problems stem (according to his mother) because the guy that owned my house before was tolerant of him and the kids would come over and he'd talk to them...so apparently I'm the bad guy since he moved and I won't play Mr. Wilson.

 

[Baked]

Take a crowbar and beat the parents senseless. Take the little bastards out w/ tranquilizer darts, tie them up, put them in boxes, and sell them on eBay South Asia.

 

[EvilYoda]

Did you ever see "Mystic River"? If so...remember how the movie starts off, with the kids and the wet concrete...?

excellent. they'll never be the same again.

 

[JDub02]

you need a guard monkey

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Did you ever see "Mystic River"? If so...remember how the movie starts off, with the kids and the wet concrete...?

excellent. they'll never be the same again.

cliffs notes?

never seen the movie

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
After previously having been such good neighbors as to run the riding lawnmower into my truck, then on another occasion covering it in silly string and other disgusting crap, now the little dickwads came over last night after dark and wrote in my new concrete flume.

I told their mother after the sillystring incident that next time I'd call the cops, but I don't have time to mess with it this morning.

Am I being too nice?

The little pricks run all over the neighborhood yelling and cussing at the top of their lungs, riding their bikes through yards and generally misbehaving and the parents do little to control them.

Are the other neighbors complaining... or are you the neighborhood crotchety ass pain?

-Max

yes, my immediate neighbor had previously told them to never step foot on his property. It seems a lot of the problems stem (according to his mother) because the guy that owned my house before was tolerant of him and the kids would come over and he'd talk to them...so apparently I'm the bad guy since he moved and I won't play Mr. Wilson.

In that case... enlist the aid of a few other neighbors and bring it to the attention of the HOA. From what I understand the HOA has some significant power in issues like this.

-max

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
After previously having been such good neighbors as to run the riding lawnmower into my truck, then on another occasion covering it in silly string and other disgusting crap, now the little dickwads came over last night after dark and wrote in my new concrete flume.

I told their mother after the sillystring incident that next time I'd call the cops, but I don't have time to mess with it this morning.

Am I being too nice?

The little pricks run all over the neighborhood yelling and cussing at the top of their lungs, riding their bikes through yards and generally misbehaving and the parents do little to control them.

Are the other neighbors complaining... or are you the neighborhood crotchety ass pain?

-Max

yes, my immediate neighbor had previously told them to never step foot on his property. It seems a lot of the problems stem (according to his mother) because the guy that owned my house before was tolerant of him and the kids would come over and he'd talk to them...so apparently I'm the bad guy since he moved and I won't play Mr. Wilson.

In that case... enlist the aid of a few other neighbors and bring it to the attention of the HOA. From what I understand the HOA has some significant power in issues like this.

-max

there is no HOA.

 

[Kremlar]

I think you're being a wuss. Call the cops and stop dilly-dallying - isn't it obvious that this isn't stopping?

 

[Sqube]

Yeah, it's definitely call-the-cops-o'clock.

 

[StageLeft]

Don't mention it. Wait a week and then stab all four tires on her car. :evil:

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
After previously having been such good neighbors as to run the riding lawnmower into my truck, then on another occasion covering it in silly string and other disgusting crap, now the little dickwads came over last night after dark and wrote in my new concrete flume.

I told their mother after the sillystring incident that next time I'd call the cops, but I don't have time to mess with it this morning.

Am I being too nice?

The little pricks run all over the neighborhood yelling and cussing at the top of their lungs, riding their bikes through yards and generally misbehaving and the parents do little to control them.

Are the other neighbors complaining... or are you the neighborhood crotchety ass pain?

-Max

yes, my immediate neighbor had previously told them to never step foot on his property. It seems a lot of the problems stem (according to his mother) because the guy that owned my house before was tolerant of him and the kids would come over and he'd talk to them...so apparently I'm the bad guy since he moved and I won't play Mr. Wilson.

In that case... enlist the aid of a few other neighbors and bring it to the attention of the HOA. From what I understand the HOA has some significant power in issues like this.

-max

there is no HOA.

:shocked:

oh.

Well sh!t.... Then I suggest the big angry pit bull option.

-Max

 

[Albis]

the police get paid to do something right? give em a workout

 

[Doboji]

The police are worthless donut eating scum bags... they're just city fundraisers with guns.

-Max

 

[Rogue]

Originally posted by: Doboji
The police are worthless donut eating scum bags... they're just city fundraisers with guns.

-Max

Nice generalization, a$$hole! You live in his town? You know all the officers in his area? I think not. Go troll somewhere else moron.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Did you ever see "Mystic River"? If so...remember how the movie starts off, with the kids and the wet concrete...?

excellent. they'll never be the same again.

cliffs notes?

never seen the movie

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think he is telling them to kidnap them and have sex with them

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Rogue

Originally posted by: Doboji
The police are worthless donut eating scum bags... they're just city fundraisers with guns.

-Max

Nice generalization, a$$hole! You live in his town? You know all the officers in his area? I think not. Go troll somewhere else moron.

I apologize... I'm still getting over a little road rage from this morning in my city where cops have failed utterly to enforce the laws resulting in a huge range of problems specifically in the traffic arena. I did generalize though... for that I apologize...

-Max

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Don't mention it. Wait a week and then stab all four tires on her car. :evil:

I'd run over their bicycles

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Invest in a Tazer?

 

[0roo0roo]

patch immediately.. dontlet them admire their work

 

[Rudee]

See other thread about worlds hottest hot sauce then invite the kids over for chicken wings.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Just leave a milk carton on the parents' doorstep with a picture of their kids on the back -- they'll get the message.

-geoff

LMAO!

:thumbsup:

 

[mindwreck]

your being wayy too nice. If i had neighbors like that, I'll fvckin kick their @$$ so fast. The first incident is a warning, you should have went to the parents immediately. Anything after that.... its beat down time🙂.