List your first 3 Lays

[MongGrel]

I wonder how many people in this forum have made it past three.

I forget.

White/Brunette the first I guess.

I've been with wife #3 myself for the last 20 years

Been my experience in life a lot of the time someone says they aren't something they usually are, or wouldn't be worried about bringing it up.

*shrug*

 

[dennilfloss]

28yo redhead Irish Newfoundlander
42yo black-haired southern Brit
26yo Chinese Malaysian

 

[OCGuy]

I wonder how many people in this forum have made it past three.

More than the stereotype would lead you to believe, but less than the amount of people who would claim they have.

 

[JulesMaximus]

28yo redhead Irish Newfoundlander

Irish Newfoundland?

 

[88keys]

Alky's mom: Front Door.
Alky's mom: Back Door.
Alky's sister: Can't post here.

 

[squarecut1]

#1 Native indian I lost my virginity to.

#2 Chinese girl named Daisy

#3 black named Monica

the list goes on with.

Seriously doubt that...plus the above three

 

[JulesMaximus]

Weak. Mine are:

Sour Cream & Onion
Ketchup
Dill Pickle

So freaking good; it would be hard to pick a favourite.

KT

I like to dip potato chips in actual sour cream... sooo good.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

OP's mom
OP' sister
OP's dad

Why do you post shit like this, no way you had his mom and sister.

 

[88keys]

Why do you post shit like this, no way you had his mom and sister.

Don't they count one person?

 

[Anubis]

fuck lays

ruffles is where its at

 

[OCGuy]

Maybe Perk got so tired of being jokingly accused of having sock-puppet troll accounts, that he finally just went out and did it.

I haven't been lurking as much, am I right about the OP being a pure troll?

 

[Ns1]

I haven't been lurking as much, am I right about the OP being a pure troll?

Like an asian avatar Hal.

 

[Mayne]

Maybe Perk got so tired of being jokingly accused of having sock-puppet troll accounts, that he finally just went out and did it.

I haven't been lurking as much, am I right about the OP being a pure troll?

You could just always ask me sir. I'm not a troll..if even I was i would do better than this.

 

[Zee]

archers farm aint that bad either. especially the kettle cooked

 

[MongGrel]

Maybe Perk got so tired of being jokingly accused of having sock-puppet troll accounts, that he finally just went out and did it.

I haven't been lurking as much, am I right about the OP being a pure troll?

You could just always ask me sir. I'm not a troll..if even I was i would do better than this.

Personally, I'd say ya, but that's just me.

 

[IronWing]

Lay lady, lay
Lay across my big brass bed

 

[John Connor]

regular
salt-n-vinegar
bbq

lol! :d

*WTF is wrong with caps on this site!?

 

[KeithP]

I wonder how many people in this forum have made it past three.

I don't know but it is pretty clear the OP hasn't.

-KeithP

 

[John Connor]

1) A nice looking white co-worker with auburn hair. <--Virginity loss.

2) A white cougar that is a nurse.

3) A nice looking white blonde from Backpage. LOL

I almost, ALMOST! Fucked the HR lady. But I never went through with it. She was as skinny as a rail and blonde. Cute though and Mormon.

 

[Soundmanred]

OP:

 

[MongGrel]

Hot nurses are fun, dated three in the past.

They pretty much have the whole physical thing overcome due to the job requirements.

One was a bit of a Psycho though.

 

[chimaxi83]

Palmela Handerson
Rosey Palmetto
Manola Solano (she was a fiery latina)

 

[Markbnj]

1. Some drunk girl.
2. Some drunk girl.
3. Some drunk girl.




4. Mayne's mom.

 

[Humpy]

1. Blond slut who liked cocaine.
2. Blond slut who was blond slut #1's little sister.
3. Blond slut who rented my brother's room after he moved out.

 

[zanejohnson]

-oh my god...

this sprung the old "count em up" game in my poor head.......................fuck.. i'm a whore.

fuck forgot

white/brunette

first......how can i forget... rich girl.. i was a senior, she was a frosh (in high school) i used to finger that girl on the school bus (had to connect/change buses at a location but boy did we have that first exchange.... about 15 mins... i also fucked this girl in the press box of the high school baseball stadium

white/blonde second... random girl, i met veisiting cousins one summer......lubbuck texas for what it matters... i was like 18, she was beautiful and drunk, and lived across the street from my cousin i was staying with... we got it on in his backseat, in the wee hours of the morning.. completely secret..... i snuck out of his house, she snuck out of hers.. that was magic

white brunette

third ( i can remember) was mother of my kids.. i was 2 yrs out of high school, she was a senior..... she was a pregnant senior.....

mostly latina or white/brunette with a few blacks sprinked in......never a native american or an indian/arab.... strange as that is

after that, it gets a little hazy...... i'm in the 60's.... that's probably accurate.. there was a long drug haze.. that started from about the year before i met babymama, to about 5 years later... horrid mess..