List your "Celebrity Boxing" dream matches

[swayinOtis]

Man, that celebrity boxing could have been a lot better if they had more cometitive celebes. That old Brady Bunch guy was just too old and too weak to be in there. He looked half dead walking to the ring.

Tonya Harding and Paula Jones wasn't much better since PJ turned her back most of the time.

What they need are two people who are young and competitive.

How about these matchups:

DMX vs. Anthony Keidis (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Joe Rogan (Fear Factor) vs. Henry Rollins (I know he's kind of old, but he is strong)
Carrot Top vs. Chris Rock

 

[quantide]

bill gates vs the oracle guy

 

[A5]

Drew Bledsoe v. Tom Brady 😀

 

[UberNeuman]

Monica and Linda.

 

[bigrash]

Lenox Lewis vs Carrot Top. I wanna see that guy get beat like a pulp cause he's so annoying

 

[fatbaby]

bruce lee and tupac

 

[XMan]

Emmanuel Lewis ("Webster") and Gary Coleman ("Arnold").

 

[spanky]

my choice would be a fatal four way... wwf style... and in a pool of jello....

britney spears vs christina aguilera vs jessica simpson vs me

 

[Pundit]

Anand vs. Tom or Anand vs. Kyle 😀





p.s. please don't ban me. 🙁

 

[capybara]

eminem vs. snoop dogg

 

[Piano Man]

Anand would get smoked, and then Kyle would kick the crap out of Tom.

The Enron CEO vs. Tyson

 

[Aves]

<< my choice would be a fatal four way... wwf style... and in a pool of jello....

britney spears vs christina aguilera vs jessica simpson vs me >>


I would REFUSE to watch that, it would simply be unfair! 😉

 

[StinkyMeat]

Spielberg vs. Lucas

The Welch's grape juice girl vs. the Pepsi girl

Vanilla Ice (i know he already fought) vs. MC Hammer

OJ vs. Dr. Laura

 

[Joyride]

Carrot Top vs. The Dell Guy

 

[Pundit]

<< Carrot Top vs. The Dell Guy >>


I thought they were one and the same...😕

 

[Nefrodite]

paula jones(wussy ass b*tch) vs mike tyson. they deserve each other.

 

[Martin]

Bush vs. Gore 😀

O'Donnel vs O'Reily



Arnold vs Willis vs Stalone vs Segal vs Van Dam vs Jet Li vs Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan vs Zhang Ziyi Free For All!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!

 

[PsychoAndy]

<< Arnold vs Willis vs Stalone vs Segal vs Van Dam vs Jet Li vs Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan vs Zhang Ziyi Free For All!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH! >>



Don't forget coke 😉 And I think Steven and Carrot Top would make a better match.

 

[John]

Dennis Rodman vs. Marilyn Manson

 

[ThePresence]

Mookie Wilson Vs. Bill Buckner

Roger Clemens VS Mike Piazza

Scott Norwood Vs Himself

 

[weirdichi]

Picard vs Kirk

Asia Carrer vs Kobe Tai 😀

 

[Logix]

I'd like to see MC Hammer make a come back... and maybe bring back OJ too, except he might kill anyone he faces.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Can't believe noone suggested this one:

Osama vs the entire US marines corps

Edit: Oh, and Sharon vs Arafat

 

[jimmygates]

Jeff Bartlett (Intel) vs. Jerry Sanders (AMD).


N'Sync vs. Backstreet Boys




-Jimbo

 

[911paramedic]

Andy Dick vs. Tom Green

Could be a 2 hour special.