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List the weirdest church sign messages

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
This isn't a church, but it's church related.

For the last 5+ years, while driving through western MD, I've seen this sign on the side of the highway that says "Noah's Ark being built here".

And there's some rough construction indicating that something is being built. The thing is that the same structure has been in place since I can remember without any additions or improvements being made. Im not sure if it's some kind of metaphor or what.

Here's a link
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Started in 1974? That's pushing 40 years...

And good luck getting two of each animal without a PETA protest and a raid by the ELF.
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Dutch Ark

The guy built one half the size the one in the Bible claims to be in just 2 years time, and is planning to build a full size one too still. He plans to take the Ark to the 2012 Olympics in London btw 😛
 
THIS.

Seriously though, back during the first Gulf War, one of the weirder churches in the area had a sign up that said, "Saddam Solution: Nuke Him 'Til He Glows, Then Shoot Him In The Dark."

I remember reading the second part of that when playing the Wasteland computer game many years ago, though I don't know if that is the original source of it.
 
I have a ton of pictures of funny church signs from when I lived in California. One of the best...

How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
This isn't a church, but it's church related.

For the last 5+ years, while driving through western MD, I've seen this sign on the side of the highway that says "Noah's Ark being built here".

And there's some rough construction indicating that something is being built. The thing is that the same structure has been in place since I can remember without any additions or improvements being made. Im not sure if it's some kind of metaphor or what.

Here's a link
Click to expand...

Yeah I've seen that thing driving past as well. Looks the same every time.
 
"Some food for thought is just a bunch of bologna"

i wrote a letter to the editor for the county news paper about how that was dumb and they printed it lol
 
we have a friend who cleans a church and i have so wanted to "borrow" those keys and make this sign

"saying OH GOD! in bed on Sunday morning does not count."
 
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