List the nasty things you've seen people at work do.

[lokiju]

I'll start,

Just went to take a leak and a co-worker was on the can talking on his cell (very loud) to some misc person about football.

Just to give you an idea of the environment we're in also, it's a professional corporate business settings and we share the area with all the executives and owner of the company.

WTF is up with people?

So whats some of the nasty things you've seen people at work do?

 

[K1052]

filming scat pr0n in the break room

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: K1052
filming scat pr0n in the break room

Usually theres 3 or 4 sarcastic pathetic answers until we get to this. You just went straight to the kill on this one.

 

[rivan]

I see non-hand washers leave the bathroom all the time.

And I've seen some pretty disgusting keyboard/mouse/desk environments. I mean, eat at your desk if you want, but cleam from time to time.

Oh, and this place I worked at a few years back was a very old typesetting/film separating firm. The room I worked in was fairly dim (by design) and had been pretty much unchanged since the mid-70s - back when (chain) smoking at work was very common. While I was there, the place got bought out and we moved into a new building. We turned the lights on and started moving cube walls and other furniture and when we did, the walls that'd been protected from the smoke were a fairly neutral grey, while the walls that weren't were yellow. We also found come equipment (an old keyboard & some other stuff) that was yellow on the top and grey on the bottom, where it'd been protected.

...Ew.

At the same place, we found a big bottle of gin inside a toilet tank; we chalked it up to a supervisor that'd been fired over issues related to his drinking problem - it's where he'd hidden it when they started checking his desk.

 

[pyonir]

in a cubicle farm a contractor used to use chewing tobacco in his cube...and spit in on the floor and rub it into the carpet with his shoe. That about tops it for the most part.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: lokiju
I'll start,

Just went to take a leak and a co-worker was on the can talking on his cell (very loud) to some misc person about football.

Just to give you an idea of the environment we're in also, it's a professional corporate business settings and we share the area with all the executives and owner of the company.

WTF is up with people?

So whats some of the nasty things you've seen people at work do?

I love flushing the toilet repeatedly when I hear people talking on the phone in the bathroom. :laugh:

 

[hiromizu]

I've seen that bastard talking on the phone with the CEO spinning a fuckin menorah.

 

[Bryophyte]

Someone recently told me about entering the restroom and seeing his boss walk quickly out. When he went to use the urinal, he found semen all over it. Same boss never washes his hands after using the restroom. :barf;

 

[Capt Caveman]

At one place I worked, there used to be a guy that would clip his toe nails in his cube.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Someone recently told me about entering the restroom and seeing his boss walk quickly out. When he went to use the urinal, he found semen all over it. Same boss never washes his hands after using the restroom. :barf;

That's gross. At least i wash my hands when i'm done.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Someone recently told me about entering the restroom and seeing his boss walk quickly out. When he went to use the urinal, he found semen all over it. Same boss never washes his hands after using the restroom. :barf;

sicknasty

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Someone recently told me about entering the restroom and seeing his boss walk quickly out. When he went to use the urinal, he found semen all over it. Same boss never washes his hands after using the restroom. :barf;

That's gross. At least i wash my hands when i'm done.

You've whacked off out in the open at the urinal at work? :Q I'd think that most people would at least use a stall.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: pyonir
in a cubicle farm a contractor used to use chewing tobacco in his cube...and spit in on the floor and rub it into the carpet with his shoe. That about tops it for the most part.

Wow wtf

Too hard to just get a cup? lol

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: pyonir
in a cubicle farm a contractor used to use chewing tobacco in his cube...and spit in on the floor and rub it into the carpet with his shoe. That about tops it for the most part.

Wow wtf

Too hard to just get a cup? lol

Yeah...this guy wasn't too bright. We used to call him Lurch. He was like 6'7" clumsy and dumb as a post.

 

[meltdown75]

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...keyword1=booger+bandit

 

[moshquerade]

let's see.... i once had a patient do the big 3. he burped, and then he sneezed all over, and i told him... all there is left for you to do is fart, which he promptly did.

 

[skulkingghost]

Walked in on two people banging in the walk in freezer at work, she had her bare ass sitting on one of the giant "bags" of milk we used for ice cream mixing. Gross.

 

[DangerAardvark]

"Gotta piss." He stops the car, cuts an empty water bottle open, pees in it, zips up, tosses the pee out in the parking lot then tosses the bottle back under his seat.

The whole time I'm staring straight ahead trying to will myself into another job.

 

[KeithTalent]

There's a guy here that uses a clean mug from the cupboard to drink water, then just puts it back in the cupboard when he's done. I've busted him twice; jerkoff.

KT

 

[Drakkon]

Cheetos + Keyboard

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
"Gotta piss." He stops the car, cuts an empty water bottle open, pees in it, zips up, tosses the pee out in the parking lot then tosses the bottle back under his seat.

The whole time I'm staring straight ahead trying to will myself into another job.

Meh...my track team (the guys anyway) used to do this all the time on road trips. Grab an empty disposable water bottle, piss in it, screw the top on, then chuck it out the window. I dunno, it was funny as hell back then.

Doesn't work as well with a coffee cup though. It was kind of sloshing around as my buddy slid open the minivan's side door at 100km/h and tossed the cup out :Q.

 

[abaez]

Once I was in the restroom doing my thing and heard someone come in. Me being the quiet person that I am basically stopped and did nothing and was just waiting for him to leave so I could continue.

I did not hear anything from him for like a minute.. not a peep but I know he didn't leave. He then gets into a stall - I thought ok, he just does what I do and stays quiet so that no one is inside. Our firm owns the entire floor, and there are security locks on restroom doors where you'd need to definately be an employee there to get in, so it wasn't just some joe off the street.

Then I start hearing some rubbing sounds, yes, the sounds you are thinking of. At first I was like.. what the.. he can't be doing what I think he is. After realizing he was I coughed loud and he IMMEDIATELY stopped. He stayed there for a few seconds then proceeded to leave.

I couldn't figure out if I was disgusted or just lucky that I didn't get to see who it was, because I would have not been able to pass them in the hall without feeling weird. isgust;

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I do auto detailing and I have had to clean vomit out of cars.

 

[Feneant2]

I have never seen or heard of anyone rubbing one off at work... that is just disturbing.

The only nasty things I see are people pissing all over the seat in the washrooms or not washing their hands, things like that... but even that disgusts me, something I feel like taking a shit all over the urinal and putting up a big sign over it saying 'Maybe you can clean it off with your shitty aim'. (no pun intended)

 

[BigJ]

You haven't lived until you've seen an elderly man unknowingly defecate in the middle of a shopping aisle. Luckily I didn't have to clean that up.