List something retarded that you just found out...

[BigToque]

I've got two.

1. I just learned at age 23 that a pickle is a "pickled" cucumber.

2. A little while ago I was curious to know what the point of eating plant matter was becuause I know we can't break it down very well. I was told to think about it for a bit when I realized... I'VE GOT TEETH to break it down for me!!

I felt a little retarded when I came to these realizations :laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

 

[JDrake]

Cows have tails apparently...

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

Yes, the secrecy of our past presidents are only shared with those that take solemn vows to never become gang members..

 

[shortylickens]

What part of the country did you grow up in that calls pickled cucumbers "pickled cucumbers"?

 

[antyler]

That some cars actually have engines. This whole time ive been going at it Flinstone Style.

 

[Syrch]

How to cut up an onion...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

You ever had a run in with the Van Buren Boys?

 

[wedi42]

i just found out that professional wrestling is fake :frown:

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

You ever had a run in with the Van Buren Boys?

nope, no gangs out here. rednecks don't run in gangs per se

 

[cyclohexane]

Originally posted by: BigToque
I've got two.

1. I just learned at age 23 that a pickle is a "pickled" cucumber.

2. A little while ago I was curious to know what the point of eating plant matter was becuause I know we can't break it down very well. I was told to think about it for a bit when I realized... I'VE GOT TEETH to break it down for me!!

I felt a little retarded when I came to these realizations :laugh:

#2) actually no, we eat plant matter (cellulose) to help food pass through our
digestive system better. These fibers help make the crap spongy as opposed to rock hard. Humans do not have cellulase and cannot break down cellulose.

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

You ever had a run in with the Van Buren Boys?

nope, no gangs out here. rednecks don't run in gangs per se

i just flash a 7. i've never had any problems with them

 

[Drakkon]

a program i use, purchased for a LOT of money, has been holding off a release (that would fix a signifigant number of problems in the software) for the last couple months because they wanted the time to "update" their website so it would get a higher hitcount on Google

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: joedrake
Cows have tails apparently...

Cows have telephones godammit!

 

[Koing]

I get tired doing nothing...

Koing

 

[jonessoda]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

You ever had a run in with the Van Buren Boys?

They're kind of... you know... fictional.

 

[MisterJackson]

I learned Wiki is filled with nothing but factually true information

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: jonessoda

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

You ever had a run in with the Van Buren Boys?

They're kind of... you know... fictional.

gee, i'm sure he wasn't referenceing a tv show...

 

[ShowdOWN]

this thread.

 

[RaWrulez]

I learned someone thought it was cool/fun to RAID 13 floppy drives.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: drum

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that there is a gang named after president martin van buren


how did they even know about that president?

You ever had a run in with the Van Buren Boys?

nope, no gangs out here. rednecks don't run in gangs per se

i just flash a 7. i've never had any problems with them

:thumbsdown:

You mean an 8.

:thumbsup: