List some phrases you absolutely abhor..

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zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Even with the head cock it can be infuriating when you're talking about some small item that could be in many small places "over yonder".

Imagine asking you wife/SO "Where are my tweezers"? and she says something like: "east".

It's like that.

OK, true. but also, I've only heard it in the context of "great distance." So, to me, it's always the same as "down the road," "on down the road a bit," etc.

I now have to add that without directional signal and without assumption of "long, journey-esque distance," I would be damn annoyed.

:D
 

TridenT

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"I'm [insert any number below 18]." (You have no idea how often I meet girls who are under 18. Almost all CUTE girls who are over 18 are at universities...)
"I came here with [insert something about boyfriend/husband or religious group/friends]."
"I go to [insert religious university/school]."
"I live in [some place too far away]."
mang, dude, that's gay, organic (FUCK PEOPLE WHO SAY "EAT ORGANIC." GO FUCK YOURSELF), and "do the research." Again, FUCK YOU.

I'm trying to think of others...


Pretty much the bane of my existence. Seriously, if I didn't rule out ALL religious girls... I'd probably would have gotten laid by now since some of them have liked me(Though, they weren't exactly lookers either... ugh). Sigh. :(
 

ManBearPig

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i'm/she/he/it/etc (is) "REAL" _______.

It's REALLY! Although i guess this is more of a grammar thing. i just see it a lot.

jkldsfdkflksjfsd
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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"I'm [insert any number below 18]." (You have no idea how often I meet girls who are under 18. Almost all CUTE girls who are over 18 are at universities...)
"I came here with [insert something about boyfriend/husband or religious group/friends]."
"I go to [insert religious university/school]."
"I live in [some place too far away]."
mang, dude, that's gay, organic (FUCK PEOPLE WHO SAY "EAT ORGANIC." GO FUCK YOURSELF), and "do the research." Again, FUCK YOU.

I'm trying to think of others...


Pretty much the bane of my existence. Seriously, if I didn't rule out ALL religious girls... I'd probably would have gotten laid by now since some of them have liked me(Though, they weren't exactly lookers either... ugh). Sigh. :(

Lol, I slept with 2 more women last night alone than you have in your entire life. :awe:
 

Bill Brasky

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May 18, 2006
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"engage the mechanisms"

I actually heard this in a biology seminar once. I immediately texted all of my coorp. friends. So funny...

the hostility in this thread is rising.

"Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining." and I'll probably use that before the week is over.
 
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ahenkel

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lolumadbro, or u mad bro, or u mad. Whatever the variation makes me want to punch a clown.
 

Tea Bag

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Sep 11, 2004
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"Looks like we had a miscommunication"

The classic phrase around here diverting blame when someone totally fucks up or doesn't understand how a defined process works and thinks it should be A when it's B and B was clearly stated, probably multiple times.
 

StrangeRanger

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Oct 9, 1999
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"Let's meet offline"
"Low hanging fruit"
And just about any other stoopid ass fuck nut acronym most of the people in my company use. I work w/ a bunch of fuck-sticks.
 

joesmoke

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Nov 2, 2007
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"moving forward"
"okaaaaaay..."
"stop, please, that hurts"

edit: "good times"