List some manly words

[Schmide]

Santorum

 

[El Guaraguao]

Tits and sour cream.

STFU.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Boots? Lager? Manly terms? huh??

Manly terms are like these:
Ironclad
Blitzkrieg
Armageddon
Imperial Stout
chainsaw gutsfuck

 

[Baked]

Indian Pale Ale
Leather
Bulk
Bear Trap

 

[RossMAN]

So...'labia'?

mmm moustache beef.

This made me literally LOL.

 

[KeithTalent]

So...'labia'?

mmm moustache beef.

This made me literally LOL.

Haha, same!

BoomerD

This one too!

KT

 

[Slew Foot]

Challenge: Now someone take these words and make the least manly sentence you can out of them.

His ugly obese wife made him take the Wrench, Beard Trimmer, Meat, Boots, Lager, and Torque wrench out of the shopping cart and filled it full of tampons.

 

[Howard]

As raspberry lager dripped from the tip of his mini goatee beard and onto my red stiletto boots, I applied torque like a wrench to his meat.

HB wins post of the month.

 

[Jeff7]

Goooone!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

chainsaw gutsfuck

Your username has added to the likelihood that this is a Mayhem reference.

 

[Turbonium]

diesel

 

[jupiter57]

Oh, Hai
Bro
Jelly
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

NOT!!!!!!!!!

 

[DrPizza]

Oh, Hai
Bro
Jelly
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

NOT!!!!!!!!!

I found this funny - for a long time, every time I saw "bro" or "jelly" in that kind of context, I thought, "who the fuck actually speaks like that." Then, one day, I had to go meet a teacher at the other end of the school building - in the middle school wing. Without seeking the answer, the answer was found anyway: 6th and 7th graders.

 

[shortylickens]

Peach
Perriwinkle
Lavander
Doily

 

[brianmanahan]

m3

 

[DigDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg

 

[alkemyst]

alkemyst

 

[sdifox]

Binford 2000