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List of things a dude should never do to another dude

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Put things up their ass when they're drunk.
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I second that.

"Why!? Motherfuck. Why would you do that to someone that trusts you enough to pass out around you!?"
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ChaoZ
Put things up their ass when they're drunk.
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I second that.

"Why!? Motherfuck. Why would you do that to someone that trusts you enough to pass out around you!?"
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When you're drunk enough "why?" usually turns into "why not?"
 
Brojob
Buy a random gift for them.
Sit directly next to them on a couch when there are only 2 of you.
Stand too close to them.
Touch their face.
Touch your feet to theirs.
Share a dessert.
Hit on a chic they already called dibbs on.
Fail to mention to a drunk friend their "girl" is really a "man".

 
Originally posted by: se7en
Brojob
Buy a random gift for them.
Sit directly next to them on a couch when there are only 2 of you.
Stand too close to them.
Touch their face.
Touch your feet to theirs.
Share a dessert.
Hit on a chic they already called dibbs on.
Fail to mention to a drunk friend their "girl" is really a "man".
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True, but you must never ever mention to a drunk friend that their 'girl' is fat or ugly.
 
Originally posted by: se7en
Brojob
Buy a random gift for them.
Sit directly next to them on a couch when there are only 2 of you.
Stand too close to them.
Touch their face.
Touch your feet to theirs.
Share a dessert.
Hit on a chic they already called dibbs on.
Fail to mention to a drunk friend their "girl" is really a "man".
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Wanna chill and play some gamecube?
 
Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
Originally posted by: se7en
Brojob
Buy a random gift for them.
Sit directly next to them on a couch when there are only 2 of you.
Stand too close to them.
Touch their face.
Touch your feet to theirs.
Share a dessert.
Hit on a chic they already called dibbs on.
Fail to mention to a drunk friend their "girl" is really a "man".
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True, but you must never ever mention to a drunk friend that their 'girl' is fat or ugly.
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Chances are he knows it and the alcohol has convinced him, "Fuck, why not."
 
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: se7en
Brojob
Buy a random gift for them.
Sit directly next to them on a couch when there are only 2 of you.
Stand too close to them.
Touch their face.
Touch your feet to theirs.
Share a dessert.
Hit on a chic they already called dibbs on.
Fail to mention to a drunk friend their "girl" is really a "man".
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Wanna chill and play some gamecube?
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sup dawg, i herd your bro like playing gamecube...
 
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