List of skills that a guy must master

[her209]

Here's mine: Unhooking a bra with one hand without looking. :thumbsup:

 

[onza]

numchuck skills

 

[z0mb13]

banging a chick? thats like the no 1 skill

 

[thirdlegstump]

Play guitar of course.

 

[ElFenix]

cunnilingus

 

[cjgallen]

Changing your oil + other car maintenance.

 

[upsciLLion]

Masturbation skills.

 

[Goosemaster]

Manhood requires that a man utter the phrase "so who's winning?" or perhaps "what's the score?" when entering a room where sports is on tv, regardless of the sport.

Uttering nonsense such as "who's playing?" and "what sport is that?" demands immediate revocation of one's man card and manhood in an acceptable recepticle.

 

[Falloutboy]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Manhood requires that a man utter the phrase "so who's winning?" or perhaps "what's the score?" when entering a room where sports is on tv, regardless of the sport.

Uttering nonsense such as "who's playing?" and "what sport is that?" demands immediate revocation of one's man card and manhood in an acceptable recepticle.

unless the sport involves soccer then all is forgiven bunch of foot faries I tell you

 

[Hyperblaze]

Learn how to spout lines of poetry on the spot to woooo her off her feet?

 

[Semidevil]

know sports.
play sports(at intermediate level)
know about alcohol
know about gambling
know about politics
unhooking a bra
cunninglingus
know about cars
know how to talk smoothly to girls and ask about their days
know how to talk trash
know where the gym is.

 

[Mucho]

Fight, cook and dance.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: her209
Here's mine: Unhooking a bra with one hand without looking. :thumbsup:

is unhooking a bra that much of a challenge?

 

[The_Dude8]

1. how to communicate with the opposite sex
2. foreplays

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Manhood requires that a man utter the phrase "so who's winning?" or perhaps "what's the score?" when entering a room where sports is on tv, regardless of the sport.

Uttering nonsense such as "who's playing?" and "what sport is that?" demands immediate revocation of one's man card and manhood in an acceptable recepticle.

unless the sport involves soccer then all is forgiven bunch of foot faries I tell you

*slaps Fboy*

lets duel, bitch

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Jero
is unhooking a bra that much of a challenge?

You gotta unhook it with one hand and without looking. Oh yeah, and you gotta do it within 5 secs or else the mood is gone.

 

[Darilus]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Manhood requires that a man utter the phrase "so who's winning?" or perhaps "what's the score?" when entering a room where sports is on tv, regardless of the sport.

Uttering nonsense such as "who's playing?" and "what sport is that?" demands immediate revocation of one's man card and manhood in an acceptable recepticle.

unless the sport involves soccer then all is forgiven bunch of foot faries I tell you

Bah! Ever played soccer? Those little bastards are bassass.

 

[Schadenfreude]

The ability to take responsibility for your actions.

And the ability to beat into others their responsibility if need be, both physically and linguistically.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Jero
is unhooking a bra that much of a challenge?

You gotta unhook it with one hand and without looking. Oh yeah, and you gotta do it within 5 secs or else the mood is gone.

How else would you females unhook a bra other than by not looking? Don't you start doing that at the advent of puberty? If you haven't reached puberty, which your posts seem to point to, then I understand why this would be a great accomplishment.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Jero
Learn how to spout lines of poetry on the spot to woooo her off her feet?

Wow. You gay?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
How else would you females unhook a bra other than by not looking? Don't you start doing that at the advent of puberty? If you haven't reached puberty, which your posts seem to point to, then I understand why this would be a great accomplishment.

Sorry HappyPup, I didn't take you to be one to wear bras. To each his own I guess.

 

[HermDogg]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Falloutboy

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Manhood requires that a man utter the phrase "so who's winning?" or perhaps "what's the score?" when entering a room where sports is on tv, regardless of the sport.

Uttering nonsense such as "who's playing?" and "what sport is that?" demands immediate revocation of one's man card and manhood in an acceptable recepticle.

unless the sport involves soccer then all is forgiven bunch of foot faries I tell you

*slaps Fboy*

lets duel, bitch

I want in on this. You can use your little foot, I'll take a baseball bat. Say, tomorrow @ dawn?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: Jero
Learn how to spout lines of poetry on the spot to woooo her off her feet?

Wow. You gay?

No. But I heard it works wonders! Some ladies like a man who is in touch with his feminine side

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Falloutboy

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Manhood requires that a man utter the phrase "so who's winning?" or perhaps "what's the score?" when entering a room where sports is on tv, regardless of the sport.

Uttering nonsense such as "who's playing?" and "what sport is that?" demands immediate revocation of one's man card and manhood in an acceptable recepticle.

unless the sport involves soccer then all is forgiven bunch of foot faries I tell you

*slaps Fboy*

lets duel, bitch

I got seconds on him if you lose. Soccer is second only to rugby in difficulty.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Jero
is unhooking a bra that much of a challenge?

You gotta unhook it with one hand and without looking. Oh yeah, and you gotta do it within 5 secs or else the mood is gone.

How else would you females unhook a bra other than by not looking? Don't you start doing that at the advent of puberty? If you haven't reached puberty, which your posts seem to point to, then I understand why this would be a great accomplishment.

are you calling me a female?!? :Q