Limericks

[hjo3]

I was bored, so I wrote a limerick. Here it is:

Two nuns, the sisters Gilda and Babbit,
Would keep in their hat the sperm of a rabbit
A gentleman said,
as he wiped his forehead,
"Those two have one nasty habit"

eh? eh?

Anyone else have an original limerick they wanna share? C'mon it's fun.

 

[imported_Kensai]

***Does not compute***

**Please Try Again**

 

[Kalvin00]

I'm confused.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Kensai
***Does not compute***

**Please Try Again**

Hm? Syllables in the last line might be a bit off, but it's close.

 

[BaboonGuy]

I don't think that's in proper limerick form.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
I don't think that's in proper limerick form.

A-A-B-B-A... yeah.

 

There once was a man from Atlanta,
Who made his first name in to Santa.
He bought a red sleigh,
Took flying lessons by day.
But fell out of the sky over Urbana.



There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose finger he pinched in a bucket.
As he roared and complained,
His distraught wife exclaimed
"Don't go on so, my dear, just go suck it!"

 

[TheChort]

I once knew a wise man from Quebec,
He taught me all I know about Anandtech.
So I spent night and day,
On OT, just typing away,
And now I say, if he was wise, then I'm a quack

 

[paulney]

There was once a guy named Syringer
Loved his sushi with tons of fresh ginger
Got a call from a girl once
That spider never had a chance
What a brave ATOT user Syringer

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: paulney
There was once a guy named Syringer
Loved his sushi with tons of fresh ginger
Got a call from a girl once
That spider never had a chance
What a brave ATOT user Syringer

😀

 

[TheChort]

I write limmericks that really say it all,
They are from start to finish a ball.
All of you can see,
Losers live on their knee,
Limmericks are the S**T y'all.

 

[Gurck]

There's a place on the net called ATOT
Where boys put down women a whole lot
Too young to get paid
They'll never get laid
Women named "jpg" all they got

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Gurck
There's a place on the net called ATOT
Where boys put down women a whole lot
Too young to get paid
They'll never get laid
Women named "jpg" all they got

10/10 😀