Limerick Thread 2018

[Sho'Nuff]

Rules are simple - post a limerick of your own making. No cheating or other shenanigans. Periodically I will judge and determine the limierick king. Dirtier is better. Why? Because it is. Now - entertainest moi!

There once was a man named Zeze
Who said posting threads was so easy
So I created this thread
For limericks to be spread
And to make this forum a little more sleazy.

There one was a man named Anand
Who was blessed with a great giant Schwanze
With foresight he said, I'll "use the interwebs!"
Now he beds down each night with four blonds.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Really? This thread earned 0 responses?

I thought that Manahan would have posted at least a few pomes.....

 

[brianmanahan]

oh wow i just saw this

brb

 

[brianmanahan]

there once was a bald chef from roma
whose name was alfonso castroma
he wore a toupee
while cooking souffle
and he just worked so well in my poma

 

[brianmanahan]

i'm trying to think of another one.

 

[highland145]

bud in my hand
dry spray in the can
effing nozzle shoots in my eye
blinded, I might not make it to GrandMa's pie.