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Like it our not, Smurfs are a forever part of us all.

SuperCyrix

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Admit it, you've all watched the Smurf while growing up, that is if you're between the age 20-26. What fascinated me the most about those Smurfs is their tendency to use the word "Smurf" for everything. If you think about it, only one other English word is as commonly used in the same way. Let me demonstrate.

You smurfing idiot.
You mother smurfer.
Shut the smurf up.
SMURF!!
You smurfing smurfhole.
What the smurf is going on.
You smurfed up.
Oh man I sure want to smurf her.
What the smurf is that?
I'm going to smurf you where the sun don't shine.
Is this thread going to get smurfed?
 

yakko

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<< Like it our not, Smurfs are a forever part of us all. >>

Can't you use proper smurfing sentences?
 

yakko

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<< Nope, I smurfed this out of my but hole 5 minutes ago without much thought. >>

What is a smurfing but hole?
 

Einz

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interesting post... although i've never heard/used those phrases personally...
 

XMan

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How come there were 8,000 Smurfs and only one of them was a woman?

I think Smurfette was a little . . . umm . . . loose . . . morally speaking.
 

Tominator

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Do you know what 'Smoreplay' is?


























































Yes, it's down here....















Almost...











It's what Smurfs do just before they 'Smuck!':Q
 

soapdish

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Peeps over 30 do too!


I watched the smurfs... and I am 39 + 4 months! (I have 15 year old son though :) I have an excuse! )
 

Dedpuhl

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<< How come there were 8,000 Smurfs and only one of them was a woman?

I think Smurfette was a little . . . umm . . . loose . . . morally speaking.
>>




AND wasn't Smurfette genetically engineered or something? Gargamel or a witch or something made her...
 

SuperCyrix

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<< AND wasn't Smurfette genetically engineered or something? Gargamel or a witch or something made her... >>



Yup, Gargamel smurfed her from his book of spells. Later on Smurfette smurfed everybody else. She was a smurfing smurf who smurfed for money.
 

Freejack2

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I remember my smurfs game for colecovision! It was fun.
Do they even play smurfs on tv anymore?

Last meaning of smurf I knew was a denial of service attack. :p

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel is coming!
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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Ah, this is the funniest stuff I've read in ages. Thanks for the laugh :D

SMURFIN' A!!!!!!!!!!:p
 

Dedpuhl

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<< Ah, this is the funniest stuff I've read in ages. Thanks for the laugh :D

SMURFIN' A!!!!!!!!!!:p
>>



Aint that the smurf!!
 

zippy

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&quot;And I'm smurfin not rehearsin' gettin' live y'all&quot; -Beastie Boys &quot;Professor Booty&quot;
 

smartt

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If I had a smurf right now, I'd take it by the scruff of the neck and smurf the smurf out of it.

Ahhh!!!! I feel better!
 

Dedpuhl

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<< If I had a smurf right now, I'd take it by the scruff of the neck and smurf the smurf out of it.

Ahhh!!!! I feel better!
>>




That would NOT be smurfy!!