Lifted a Corpse Today

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: Cyberian

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
Was it a red truck? Some guy in a red truck came and stole my foot today.

Whoa!! - Did they ice it down??

Dunno. He came, took my foot and left some brownies.

 

[Hartford]

my bad.

 

[SOSTrooper]

My friend told me that when he was 5 or 6 and still in Vietnam, he crossed a street w/ his mom where a dead guy was lying there bloody after being ran over by a hit and run. Nobody wanted to be part of it, so nobody called the police right away. When he came out from the market store, the pond of blood started to drip down the sewer cage.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Hey. for all you guys know, it could have been the freshly killed corpse of the worlds largest broccoli bush and he was going to have it recorded for the Guiness Book of WOrld Records

What kind of ice cooler would fit a grown man?

 

[dakata24]

quite misleading thread title isnt it?

should be more like "Lifted a BIG ICE COOLER Today!"