Lifted a Corpse Today

Hartford · Apr 20, 2003

my friend and i were comin home from a trip, and some dude in a old beat up truck had a big ice cooler that had fallen out of the back of his truck. he was waitin there and we stopped to help him lift it up. when we went over there, he said "whatever you do, dont open it." i thought he was jokin when he said that, but he was completely serious. we got it back into the bed of the truck, and he went to go get the truck started. i opened the top a little bit and looked in. this next part sounds fake, but i swear i am not lying. i lokked in the cooler, and i saw like a black trash bag, and it look like there was a foot or something under it. it was pretty freaky. i didnt know what to do, cause i wasnt really sure if it was a body or what. but i kind of looked like it.

ROTC1983 · Apr 20, 2003

:shocked;

Jmmsbnd007 · Apr 20, 2003

I'd believe you if you had 1,000 posts or pics.

HyTekJosh · Apr 20, 2003

Thats when the next thing you are supposed to do is slowly walk away and whip out your cell and call 911 and tell them you just helped some guy lift a body in a cooler into his truck.

Yossarian · Apr 20, 2003

did the guy have a hook hand? A HOOK HAND!!???

godmare · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: PipBoy
did the guy have a hook hand? A HOOK HAND!!???

Was he german? was it his LEFT HAND?!?!?!?!

Hartford · Apr 20, 2003

dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

Zim Hosein · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Jmmsbnd007
I'd believe you if you had 1,000 posts or pics.

Yep

Zim Hosein · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

Okay Hartford, call your local Police Department and tell them your story.

MichaelD · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford
my friend and i were comin home from a trip, and some dude in a old beat up truck had a big ice cooler that had fallen out of the back of his truck. he was waitin there and we stopped to help him lift it up. when we went over there, he said "whatever you do, dont open it." i thought he was jokin when he said that, but he was completely serious. we got it back into the bed of the truck, and he went to go get the truck started. i opened the top a little bit and looked in. this next part sounds fake, but i swear i am not lying. i lokked in the cooler, and i saw like a black trash bag, and it look like there was a foot or something under it. it was pretty freaky. i didnt know what to do, cause i wasnt really sure if it was a body or what. but i kind of looked like it.

Who were you before you got banned?

Hartford · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

you guys dont have to believe me, i just wanted to know what you would do in a situation like that.

Nocturnal · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
:shocked;

Hartford · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Hartford
my friend and i were comin home from a trip, and some dude in a old beat up truck had a big ice cooler that had fallen out of the back of his truck. he was waitin there and we stopped to help him lift it up. when we went over there, he said "whatever you do, dont open it." i thought he was jokin when he said that, but he was completely serious. we got it back into the bed of the truck, and he went to go get the truck started. i opened the top a little bit and looked in. this next part sounds fake, but i swear i am not lying. i lokked in the cooler, and i saw like a black trash bag, and it look like there was a foot or something under it. it was pretty freaky. i didnt know what to do, cause i wasnt really sure if it was a body or what. but i kind of looked like it.

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Who were you before you got banned?

never got banned bro, my friend just told me that this was a really good board.

Sundog · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

And you didn't take down any info and call the police to check it out!:frown:

Hartford · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

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And you didn't take down any info and call the police to check it out!:frown:

once again, i wasnt sure if it was a foot or not. it kind of looked like it, and that stopped me from doing anything. because there are a number of things that it could have been

SSP · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

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you guys dont have to believe me, i just wanted to know what you would do in a situation like that.

Call the police DUH!!!

Zim Hosein · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

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And you didn't take down any info and call the police to check it out!:frown:

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once again, i wasnt sure if it was a foot or not. it kind of looked like it, and that stopped me from doing anything. because there are a number of things that it could have been

VBboy, is that you smoking crack again?

Sundog · Apr 20, 2003

Change the title of your thread to something like "I THINK I lifted a corpse today". Because you have no proof AND you didn't follow up with jack s**t!

If what you say is true and you have done nothing, then you may have helped someone do something very wrong. Thus YOU have become part of the problem.

godmare · Apr 20, 2003

shoulda tried this

Ryan · Apr 20, 2003

Hey. for all you guys know, it could have been the freshly killed corpse of the worlds largest broccoli bush and he was going to have it recorded for the Guiness Book of WOrld Records

Wallydraigle · Apr 20, 2003

To better express my feelings towards this bizzare topic, I have composed the following haiku:

Corpses in coolers
Make the baby jesus cry.
Don't make him cry, foo.

Thank you.

rudeguy · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Hartford

Originally posted by: Hartford
dude i didnt want to start a big scare or anything, but it kind of freaked me out

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you guys dont have to believe me, i just wanted to know what you would do in a situation like that.

to quote freebee

Who cares about the middle finger...i'll hump that corpse for extra credit.

rudeguy · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: godmare
shoulda tried this

LOL i was quoting that when you posted

Hartford · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: Sundog
Change the title of your thread to something like "I THINK I lifted a corpse today". Because you have no proof AND you didn't follow up with jack s**t!

If what you say is true and you have done nothing, then you may have helped someone do something very wrong. Thus YOU have become part of the problem.

sorry if i offended you dude. i really hope that it wasnt a dead body, but i know that if it wasnt and i did make a big deal out of it, then it would have gotten me into trouble for making such a ruckus about it.

godmare · Apr 20, 2003

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: godmare
shoulda tried this

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LOL i was quoting that when you posted

nothing wrong with a little necrophilia action.

:camera:s?

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