Life or Death (another Brutuskend "stolen" JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious
about something.

"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."

"Oh, really? How's that?"

"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

 

[Josh]

eh..."hah."

 

[dighn]

heh heh

 

[paruhd0x]

 

[Tab]

Good one

 

[HappyPuppy]

<----------says you're getting weakk.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

stop, no more jokes...only 1 out of 10 are funny.

at least to me, i'm sure others find them more humurous

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: Tabb
Good one

 

[Yossarian]

did you get that one out of a Reader's Digest or what?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

LOL, good one!

 

[BG4533]

Keep up the good work.