Life lessons

Sumguy

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What are some lessons life has taught you? Everyone takes some lumps now and again, and all you can really do is learn from the experience. Hopefully you get the message the first time so you dont have to learn it again...and again.

Today I learned two very simple lessons, that I will take way more seriously from now on: when you have an errand to run, take a look at some of the details, and READ THE FUCKING CONTRACT.

This lesson came in today at a little under a third of my yearly tuition: $900. Turns out I couldn't cancel my meal plan (already knew that), but apparently I cant change it for something better and more suitable either. Had I come in on the 9th, things wouldn't suck so hard. Now, didn't really 'lose' the $900, its just $900 of really shitty food, and nobody I know manages to use it all. The average is about half.

Thankfully I was able take back $250 because one of the clerks (who wasnt a tired old wench who pretty much told me to GTFO) informed me I could "downgrade" and basically get $250 of credit to use at my discretion. Took what I could and left.


Surprisingly I'm not too mad, because I can really only blame myself. Sure, the meal plan people here are greedy bastages, but I knew that and should have acted faster. Thankfully its an easy letdown and not something more catastrophic (aka, my friend missing the first day of lab, and as a result he wasted lots of money and has to take it next semester, which means he cant really take chem2 lab with chem 2...pretty much he just bought another semester of time because he wanted to sleep in).
 

MrDudeMan

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___ is like a bank. You only get out what you put in.


Almost everything works in this sentence. Exercise, relationships, work, education, etc.

I've learned this lesson enough times to know it's true.
 

bobross419

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
___ is like a bank. You only get out what you put in.


Almost everything works in this sentence. Exercise, relationships, work, education, etc.

I've learned this lesson enough times to know it's true.

"A butthole" doesn't work in that sentence... it just makes crap!

Very true though, I'll have to remember that one :)
 

KeithTalent

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Say 'yes' to things I really want/want to do and say 'no' to things I really do not want/do not want to do, no matter what other people may think.

I know it sounds stupid and just like common sense, but in practice I often didn't speak up when I should have.

I have been working on this for a while now and am much happier for it.

KT
 

imported_Imp

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Trust your instincts. If your big brain tells you someone is a loser and annoys the hell out of you, don't let the little brain string you along.

Life is pointless, which is why every little thing is so important.
 

ScottyB

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Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
___ is like a bank. You only get out what you put in.


Almost everything works in this sentence. Exercise, relationships, work, education, etc.

I've learned this lesson enough times to know it's true.

"A butthole" doesn't work in that sentence... it just makes crap!

Very true though, I'll have to remember that one :)

Well, if you put in a penis you can get it back...with interest!
 

DVad3r

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Don't mix business with friends.

Family is all you have in the end run.

I've got a few others maybe they will come back to me later.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
___ is like a bank. You only get out what you put in.


Almost everything works in this sentence. Exercise, relationships, work, education, etc.

I've learned this lesson enough times to know it's true.

"A butthole" doesn't work in that sentence... it just makes crap!

Very true though, I'll have to remember that one :)
Actually, you'll always get more out of a butthole than you put into it. ;)

 

GasX

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If you are too drunk to tell if the pizza is too hot to eat, you will know the answer in the morning by whether or not there is flesh left on the roof of your mouth.
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
___ is like a bank. You only get out what you put in.


Almost everything works in this sentence. Exercise, relationships, work, education, etc.

I've learned this lesson enough times to know it's true.

"A butthole" doesn't work in that sentence... it just makes crap!

Very true though, I'll have to remember that one :)
Actually, you'll always get more out of a butthole than you put into it. ;)

I didn't see this coming. Well played. :wine:
 

EGGO

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I didn't learn this first hand but being fired from your job, even if you didn't want it to happen, can end up being the best thing that ever happened in your life.
 

JEDI

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dont sweat the small stuff

in the end, everything is small stuff