Life Insurance

[AdamMT1618]

Is it possible to buy my dad Life Insurance? He is an alcoholic, getting pretty weak and I think he will die soon enough.

If so, what are some good life insurance companies? I know it will cost more since he smokes and drinks, but I think the investment will pay off.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: AdamMT1618
Is it possible to buy my dad Life Insurance? He is an alcoholic, getting pretty weak and I think he will die soon enough.

If so, what are some good life insurance companies? I know it will cost more since he smokes and drinks, but I think the investment will pay off.

LOL, planning to buy him a bottle or two to help him along?

It will be hard to turn a profit, insurance companies are smart about who they issue policies to, even the "no medical exam required" ones probably have fine print.

 

[FoBoT]

what is his age?

 

[ElFenix]

you have to die earlier than expected to make money on it.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
you have to die earlier than expected to make money on it.

:music: Someday Mother will die and I'll get the money
Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly,
"You son of a bitch."
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I'll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)

"Son, I am able," she said, "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I.
"Beloved," I said, "watch me scare you, though."
Said she, "Able am I, Son."

See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
See the hands of my offspring making windmills
(Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age)
Dad palindrome Dad
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
:music:

 

[DAGTA]

Can you feel the love in this thread?

 

[milehigh]

You need a company like THIS.

PM me his age and I'll tell you what it will cost.

 

[PELarson]

skip it.