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HydroSqueegee

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Discovered my 6 year old has lice. One of the girls that rides their bus has them and she informed all the parents at the bus stop. Swell.

Wife is currently scrubbing his hair with lice shampoo and combing it. Next is his 4 year old brother who just so happened to take a nap in his brothers bet today. Dont know what im going to do if the 3 month old gets them and i hope to hell the wife and i dont have them either.

Im currently doing laundry and have already sprayed down the furniture.

tips tricks?
 
Newbian

Newbian

Lifer
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You have to use the blood of the first person that infected others to clean it for good.

Go find the girl and get what you need.

Also tell the kids it was cooties and why they need to stay away from girls.
 
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Baked

Baked

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Strike the host on which the lice is attached to repeatedly with a baseball bat until the lice dies and falls off. Repeat above if necessary on all hosts.
 
destrekor

destrekor

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Congrats!

At least you know your son has a clean and healthy head of hair.
:p

Oh, and my sis had lice when we were growing up. Got them from school most likely. Found out after we went to get our hair cut, as the person cutting her hair discovered them and told us "no cut for you!" :D
I never got them, and I shared a passenger seat in the van with her, sat on a lot of the same furniture at home (who knows how long she had them?), rode the same bus. Nobody else in our family got them either. My folks did promptly treat her head and I believe also checked/scrubbed other suspect surfaces too, iirc.
 
vbuggy

vbuggy

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It's a phase. She'll get over it. We all go through a need to stick pointless parts on some underpowered piece of shit and make it sound like a kettle when we're kids.
 
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janas19

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Baked said:
Strike the host on which the lice is attached to repeatedly with a baseball bat until the lice dies and falls off. Repeat above if necessary on all hosts.
Click to expand...

Perhaps just a tad overkill. Have you discovered the wonders of CVS my lad?

:D
 
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Newbian

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Lifer
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Motion for banning op for making it so easy to make all these parody threads. :p
 
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Tea Bag

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What the fuck is going on?!?!?! I don't recall this many parody threads on the front page since the mouse popped out of the air conditioner.

EDIT: Or this is the original one and i'm just late to the party..
 
busydude

busydude

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Newbian said:
I am waiting for someone to miss the message about making another one = vacation and see if we can laugh at them when they do it. :p
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Hehe!

I thought shorty's parody was good. It has a reference to Big Lebowski. :D
 
Red Squirrel

Red Squirrel

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I don't get why it's even bannable, I think it's hilarious. It's even funnier when you walk in to it and actually can't tell which thread is the original, without looking at dates.
 
rudder

rudder

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Make sure you comb all the nits..you leave just one and you have lice again. Also bag up all
stuffed animals, pillows, etc...lice wont survive so within 24 hours they will die.

And dont go crazy scratching your head thinking you have lice.
 
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