Liberal Think Pieces

[Perknose]

Trump is Prez and we're all trying to laugh through our salty, salty tears. Here's some humor, so . . . laugh, comrade, laugh!

“Is Coconut Oil Making Us Very, Very Weak?”

“I Moved Into a House So Tiny That I Am No Longer Visible to the Human Eye”

“Should We Stop Resisting Trump and Just Vaporize Into a Cloud of Enlightenment Dust?”

“Why the Next Democratic Front-Runner Is Going to Be This Shelter Cat”

“Are Those Rainbow Bumper Stickers Making Your Prius Less Efficient?”

“Why I Stopped Using Intimidating Pointy Letters in My Alphabet in Favor of These Gentle Curvy Ones”

“We Sat Down with the Creator of the Pussyhat: There Was Yarn Everywhere and Her Bathroom Was a Little Dirty”

“Is This the End of the G.O.P.? We Consulted These Tea Leaves to Find Out”

“This Woman Went a Whole Year Without Eating Solids or Liquids—She Died, But It Was Worth It”

“How to Get Your Solar Panels Clean with Just Liberal Tears and Apple-Cider Vinegar”

“Yes, Republicans Have Nicer Lawns—Here’s Why (Hint: Making You Stay Off Them Is Only Part of It)”

“Is Flossing the New Doing an Eight Ball in an Alley?”

“Meet the Baristas, the Political Party That Could Make or Break the Next Election”

“The Summer My Privilege Got Out of Hand: Or, a Battle with Flavored Seltzer”

 

[UNCjigga]

That reads like a Buzzfeed RSS...

 

[Perknose]

That reads like a Buzzfeed RSS...

You've hurt my feelings. I feel oppressed. Stop oppressing me with your elitist standards.

 

[jmagg]

The list should create great satire. I enjoy mowing my lawn, grass is a super culture. Then thers vegetables.

 

[Moonbeam]

The list should create great satire. I enjoy mowing my lawn, grass is a super culture. Then thers vegetables.

You are probably a super cutter and I think mowing'd lawn is French for cutting the grass.

 

[baydude]

Judge Jeanine: Do Not Buy Into The Narrative Of The Left

The left is trying to change the law and journalistic standards to fit their agenda.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/03/19/judge-jeanine-do-not-buy-narrative-left

Great opening statement by the wonderful Judge Jeanine!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Judge Jeanine: Do Not Buy Into The Narrative Of The Left

The left is trying to change the law and journalistic standards to fit their agenda.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/03/19/judge-jeanine-do-not-buy-narrative-left

Great opening statement by the wonderful Judge Jeanine!

EL OH EL.... She needs more angst when she speaks, and it sounds like she's incredibly intolerant. Meh, it's fox, what did I expect.. But if you would have used a slightly bigger font, you would have convinced, me, I'm sure of it.

 

[Jhhnn]

EL OH EL.... She needs more angst when she speaks, and it sounds like she's incredibly intolerant. Meh, it's fox, what did I expect.. But if you would have used a slightly bigger font, you would have convinced, me, I'm sure of it.

I'd be more convinced if she yelled louder.

 

[HomerJS]

Fox News and righties losing credibility daily. Yelling is always a good way to get it back.

 

[Thebobo]

Judge Jeanine: Do Not Buy Into The Narrative Of The Left

The left is trying to change the law and journalistic standards to fit their agenda.

http://nation.foxnews.com/2017/03/19/judge-jeanine-do-not-buy-narrative-left

Great opening statement by the wonderful Judge Jeanine!

I flip through her sometimes, god is she annoying. Its like she cant get enough oxygen to yell/whine.