M: .......You should have said that among the folk tested who are all high risk for depression, having a family history of it, say, that those among those unfortunate genetic inheritors of such a predilection who professed an interest in religion or spirituality also showed increased resistance to the depression for which they were still at high risk.
r: sort of a convoluted sentence, but thanks for making my point professor.
M: If that was your point then it was no point at all. You actually said this:
"i know you're all familiar with the recent research by Columbia University which shows that a persons spirituality (religiosity) offers protection against depression. using new imaging techniques scientist have discovered that people who are spiritually predisposed have a thicker cortex, for the uniformed amongst you (regressives/leftists) the cerebral cortex is the brain's outermost layer made of gray matter that forms the organ's characteristic folds, areas of which are important hubs of neural activity for processes such as sensory perception, language and emotion.
being secular progessives, heathen compatriots or just plain lame athiests, you're all obviously part of the small cortex demographic. pretty depressing huh. psychotropic meds anyone?"
So you used the bolded "a persons" to imply it referred to "secular progessives, heathen compatriots or just plain lame athiests", the incorrect spelling yours, when the data applied only to folk with a family history of depression. In short, you tried to fake a connection and it didn't work. You can't handle the simple intellectual requirements of properly extrapolating from a study. Vic nailed you when he said, "Your beliefs are based on broad assumptions and generalizations", and let's not forget conformational bias. Just imagine how you would feel if somebody called your conservative inability to think a brain defect. But don't worry. I am sure that the day is coming when some liberal genius invents a pill that will cure your defect.