LHC countdown

[aceofskies05]

http://digg.com/general_scienc..._Collider_Count_Down_2

is july 7th the day we all die? or is it the day were able to divide by zero?

 

[Jeff7]

I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

Your speed is off. It is actually 99.9999991% of C.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

Your speed is off. It is actually 99.9999991% of C.

Hey! My protons! My pigeons! My velocity!

When it's your turn on the LHC Pigeon Shooter, you can shoot at 99.9999991% C. I like my pigeons to be protonically pierced at 99% C.

 

[silverpig]

LOL

 

[Jmman]

I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

Why not just give helicopters cancer?

 

[RESmonkey]

This will be cool. Wonder if they'll find the Higgs boson.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........

For most people, right now, yes. For theoretical and particle physics, no.

Originally posted by: silverpig
LOL

Google for "Large Hardon Collider," and don't say I didn't warn you.

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: Jeff7
I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

Why not just give helicopters cancer?

(That comic is linked in the OP, hence the mention here about shooting pigeons with proton streams. )

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........

For most people, right now, yes. For theoretical and particle physics, no.

Originally posted by: silverpig
LOL

Google for "Large Hardon Collider," and don't say I didn't warn you.

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: Jeff7
I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

Why not just give helicopters cancer?

(That comic is linked in the OP, hence the mention here about shooting pigeons with proton streams. )

Oops... Didn't bother clicking through.

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........

What, with all the cries of fear changing from "we're all going to die!!" to "we're all dead and living within the split-second of our imagination!".

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........

Less so, because non crackpots were concerned about Y2K.

People who are worried about the LHC are closer to the Maya 2012 bozos.

 

[Jmman]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........

Less so, because non crackpots were concerned about Y2K.

People who are worried about the LHC are closer to the Maya 2012 bozos.

LHC might be a joke, but it really all does end in 2012 though........

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: silverpig
LOL

More LOL

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: silverpig
LOL

More LOL

You might want to put a NSFW on that.