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LHC countdown

I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.

 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.
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Your speed is off. It is actually 99.9999991% of C.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.
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Your speed is off. It is actually 99.9999991% of C.
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Hey! My protons! My pigeons! My velocity!

When it's your turn on the LHC Pigeon Shooter, you can shoot at 99.9999991% C. I like my pigeons to be protonically pierced at 99% C.
😀

 
Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........
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For most people, right now, yes. For theoretical and particle physics, no.




Originally posted by: silverpig
LOL
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Google for "Large Hardon Collider," and don't say I didn't warn you.



Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: Jeff7
I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.
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Why not just give helicopters cancer?
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(That comic is linked in the OP, hence the mention here about shooting pigeons with proton streams. 😉)
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........
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For most people, right now, yes. For theoretical and particle physics, no.




Originally posted by: silverpig
LOL
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Google for "Large Hardon Collider," and don't say I didn't warn you.



Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: Jeff7
I would support using LHC to shoot proton streams at pigeons. Enough of them crapping on our possessions. Let's see how they like getting crapped on by protons moving at 99% C.
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Why not just give helicopters cancer?
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(That comic is linked in the OP, hence the mention here about shooting pigeons with proton streams. 😉)
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Oops... Didn't bother clicking through.
 
Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........
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What, with all the cries of fear changing from "we're all going to die!!" to "we're all dead and living within the split-second of our imagination!".
 
Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........
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Less so, because non crackpots were concerned about Y2K.

People who are worried about the LHC are closer to the Maya 2012 bozos.
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Jmman
I fully expect the LHC to be about as Earth shattering as Y2K.........
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Less so, because non crackpots were concerned about Y2K.

People who are worried about the LHC are closer to the Maya 2012 bozos.
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LHC might be a joke, but it really all does end in 2012 though........😛

 
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