Let's try again. Paragraph per person story.

[Dedpuhl]

....real answer for what peas in a cup meant. Urban wanted to...

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Ask Locutus. But Locutus simply said...

 

[fir3wir3]

Do not ask my any questions or I will take your life. Really, I'm not joking.

 

[BlueScreenVW]

This made Urban think twice. Had he misjudged Locutus? But then he realized that...

 

[Dedpuhl]

He had a piece of poo on his shoe. He shook his foot furiously....

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Then he screamed. "The poo is on my shoe, the poo is one my shoe, it's a steaming pile of goo, get the poo off of my shoe!!!!!"

 

[3615buck]

and his shoe suddenly flew away. Everybody immediately noticed that he had six toes !

 

[ArkAoss]

and locutus jumped up with his brandishing sowrd, and said " I am inigo Montoya You ate peas in a cup, prepare to die."

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

But when Inigo drew his sword and was just about to strike,?a shrieking voice emanated from the shadows screaming STOP!!!!. Is was the woman Locutus was drunk in bed with. And with that JoLLyRoGer sent this thread around the forum again (6 hours later). At which point the woman, which Locutus was drink in bed with proceeded to.....

 

[Howard]

Have a golden shower on the bed. Disgusted, LOB..

 

[LordMaul]

...jumped out of bed, put his ever-useful towel around himself, and walked out the door with his

 

[cerebusPu]

trusty sword in one hand, and his dick in the other. later that day...

 

[Locutus of Board]

Everyone noticed the sword and penis were one in the same. This caused..

 

[Dedpuhl]

...the men to barf and the women to giggle at the small size of his "sword." Luckily for LOB....

 

[Locutus of Board]

It was a prosthetic fake to not scare away women, thinking they may be hurt. Later on, when LOB released his giant diamond member, people stood in awe of.....