Let's try again. Paragraph per person story.

Locutus of Board

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Dec 14, 1999
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Yes alas, here we go again....
Two sentences. Two coherent sentences to post.
If they're not coherent, they may be ignored.
Be polite enough to del your post if it doesn't make sense with the rest of the story.

There was a nef. This nef was so strong to start a new order.
 

urbantechie

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Jun 28, 2000
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On a cold and raining night of January 1, 2001, Locutus Of Board was drunk with a women in bed. Making love, he wondered how he got there and who the women was.
 

SuperGroove

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Dec 17, 1999
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"I am Alexander the Great, are you the ruler Of the NEE?" To which Urban laugh and scoffed.
 

jAcKeL

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just like the one u tasted tonight... salty and sweet at the same time...
 

8ball

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But they would go good with a nice bottle of scotch. How would you like to take a ride on my...
 

urbantechie

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Wait, i'm not ugly and so is urbantechie. They are the hottest people I know and they even slept with Brittney Spears!!
 

SuperGroove

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Dec 17, 1999
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from devouring them whole. Not until we scarfed them down, did she tell us what peas in a cup really meant.
 

Eoin

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So after we ate them, we became sick. But she gave us the cure for the illness. The cure was to drink...
 

phatcow

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some robitussin, because Chris Rock said so. As we all know, Chris Rock is....