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Let's talk about hair!

Shortass

Senior member
Do it: Post your hair, at various stages in your life or just what you're wearing now. If you're as bored as me you can make it a storyline as I've done, or just show us what ya got...

My hair: So I tend to get bored with my hair. I have goofy hair, and enjoy getting comments on the nature of its silliness. My hair was pretty retarded for most of my life (bowl cuts, other foolish childhood cuts) but picked up some style in high school. It was neat.

Summer before college, I chop it off. Terribad mistake. No picture available, due both to unwillingness and lack of interest in finding a decent one. I decided to grow it back out to former length but I got a bit carried away. Needless to say, formal parties were fun.

Grows a bit longer, I'm getting freaked out. It's so wide. Why is my hair so wide?! I don't know what the hell worked its way into my gene pool, but it gave me such voluminous hair that tying it back became necessary. Apparently, so did festive St. Patrick's Day face paint and jubilant yelling.

Spending a semester in Sweden, I ended up hanging out with a bunch of girls for the majority of my 'hang out' time. Girls, naturally, are hair freaks and their joy, I believe, is based largely on manipulating aforementioned body part. Against my better judgement I let them go crazy with a straightener. My sense of style overshadowed the epicness of very long metal hair, but just barely.

My hair has, since then, largely remained tied back. But the REAL POINT of all this nonsense is not my hair chronicles for the past 5 years of my life, but of 3 hours ago. After 16 man hours of painful, brutal work I've finished the early stages of what I believe are the sickest incantation of my hair to date: quite brutal dreadlocks.

It will take a few months to get the all locked together and tight and shit, but the outcome should be worth it. For those interested, all I did was get a few guys to backcomb my hair with metal combs and tie it off... no wax, no solution, next to no money involved. I think it will be worth it.

Short version; I got dreadlocks, fool. Now, post your own sick hair stories or just show me whatcha rockin' now. Prove to me I'm not way sicker than you.

And yes, that last picture is scary. I'm really just tired..
 
You now officially look like you need a bath. :cookie:

Someday you will need to obtain:

1. A real job
2. Female companionship that you don't have to pay for

In either case you will need to clean up.
 
Your hair looks like shit. That's from an honest point of view. It would be hard to take you seriously if I ever met you in person.
 
Get rid of those fucking dreds...it's one thing for the Rasta folks from Jamaica to wear them, but a white boy, probably from the burbs just looks stupid in them.

I certainly don't have anything against long hair...
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aaf.sized.jpg
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aai.sized.jpg
(all this hair should be gone before the end of the week)

But you couldn't pay me to wear dreds, nor, if I were an employer, would I hire anyone who wore them...(If you were already working for me and did that, I'd find a reason to fire you.)

I don't know what you're trying to gain with them, but they will end up costing you plenty in the long run...respect, jobs, girlfriends, any sense of respectability.
If your goal is to look like a goofy drug user...you're doing a pretty good job.
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Get rid of those fucking dreds...it's one thing for the Rasta folks from Jamaica to wear them, but a white boy, probably from the burbs just looks stupid in them.

I certainly don't have anything against long hair...
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aaf.sized.jpg
http://www.whodah.com/albums/BoomerD2/aai.sized.jpg
(all this hair should be gone before the end of the week)

But you couldn't pay me to wear dreds, nor, if I were an employer, would I hire anyone who wore them...(If you were already working for me and did that, I'd find a reason to fire you.)

I don't know what you're trying to gain with them, but they will end up costing you plenty in the long run...respect, jobs, girlfriends, any sense of respectability.
If your goal is to look like a goofy drug user...you're doing a pretty good job.

Interesting... The two sexiest men on ATOT... one has some major plumage and the other is buzzed to the bone. 😛

Further proof that there is no accounting for womens' taste in men... :laugh:

 
Your dreads look like a rat's nest.

Go see a real hair stylist and make the most of your rather nice naturally curly hair.
 
I get bored with mine but I just dye it. Bleach it now since it looks good and I have a professional job. No more red or blue 😉.

As for yours, cut that shit short, it would look way better.
 
Originally posted by: clamum
I get bored with mine but I just dye it. Bleach it now since it looks good and I have a professional job. No more red or blue 😉.

As for yours, cut that shit short, it would look way better.

I have to agree. Some people look good with long hair. You are not one of them. And your dreds look absolutely terrible.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Interesting... The two sexiest men on ATOT... one has some major plumage and the other is buzzed to the bone. 😛

Further proof that there is no accounting for womens' taste in men... :laugh:

Nah, you just lookin at it wrong brah...it shows that teh wimmenz have a wide variety of taste and can recognize teh sexay when dey sees it! 😉
 
The best part is that now people don't actually have to talk to you to figure out you are a self-centered twit.
 
Looks like good prison bait to me! They would sure love that in there or soon after they get out. You'd get a boyfriend so fast it would awesome.
 
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