Lets start a SECRET SOCIETY!

[SackOfAllTrades]

Please don't ask where I get the goods. Let's just say there is a whole Midget Mafia after me...

 

[Mikal]

Sargeant at Arms: Hear Ye, Hear Ye! It's time to get your freak on!!

 

[MrDudeMan]

sweet, im a supreme ruler!
you can call me general kiss my big fat ass because this is gay

 

[shopbruin]

i've always wanted to be a princess...

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Nevermind the naysayers...nobody has ever asked them to join anything and they are taking it out on us.

/*Registers www.naysayersarelonely.com*/

Keep on truckin'

Supreme Ruler SOAT

 

[Mikal]

Sargeant at Arms: Screw the Naysayers! Bring me a beer!

 

[Imaginer]

So don't we have any rituals yet?

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Read the posts man, my chapter's rituals include women and beer.


oh and guns.


oh and Hooters Hot Wings

 

[A5]

Hey, if I bring Jessica Alba with me, can I join?

 

[Mikal]

Sargeant at Arms: Ladies and Gentlemen, please show your support for the New World Order party thread. (The NWO is the political arm of the Secret Society and is double top secret. So ssshhhhh!!)

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

A5, you're in. But if you bring any friends in, we have to haze them.

/*Shopping cart pulls up, full of a$$ paddles*/

Start swingin boys!

Supreme Ruler SOAT

 

[shopbruin]

oh Supreme Ruler SOAT...

can i be a princess of something?

how about the princess of initiation rituals?

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

perks for members (like the stonecutter shortcut and special parking privilage)

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Freesia, were at the "Holiday Stage of Beginning."

Make your own princess title and it shall be yours.

/*Levitates in front of Freesia like a Genie*/

Happy naming

Supreme Ruler SOAT

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

boy did this thing die quick.

/*Oversees Monkees re-enacting the battle of Gettysburg in the SS room*/

See ya around guys

Supreme Ruler SOAT