Let's see how creative ATOT can be!

UglyCasanova

Lifer
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OK, let's see how creative ATOT can be. Let's see if all of you can come up with a decent poem describing 9 famous people. Here are the rules:

1.) The person has to be famous. example: George Washington, Osama Bin Laden, dparker, George W. Bush.

2.) Each poem should be about 4 to 6 lines long and describe the famous figure without giving away his or her identity.

3.) Each consecutive line should ryme. Line 1 should ryme with line 2, line 3 with line 4, ect.

Anyone who participates will automatically become my new best friend.
 

Platypus

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<< OK, let's see how creative ATOT can be. Let's see if all of you can come up with a decent poem describing 9 famous people. Here are the rules:

1.) The person has to be famous. example: George Washington, Osama Bin Laden, dparker, George W. Bush.

2.) Each poem should be about 4 to 6 lines long and describe the famous figure without giving away his or her identity.

3.) Each consecutive line should ryme. Line 1 should ryme with line 2, line 3 with line 4, ect.

Anyone who participates will automatically become my new best friend.
>>




this guy is a nef
a real mother farker
why dont you rm -rf
this n00b named dparker

Does this count?
 

GodBlessTheUSA

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She was one day all the rage
was doing porn while underage
Her life had become one big huge mess
Now she get small parts as an actress
 

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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<< OK, let's see how creative ATOT can be. Let's see if all of you can come up with a decent poem describing 9 famous people. Here are the rules:

1.) The person has to be famous. example: George Washington, Osama Bin Laden, dparker, George W. Bush.

2.) Each poem should be about 4 to 6 lines long and describe the famous figure without giving away his or her identity.

3.) Each consecutive line should ryme. Line 1 should ryme with line 2, line 3 with line 4, ect.

Anyone who participates will automatically become my new best friend.
>>



Most computer geeks hate the products I produce
Even though they're designed to be used by the most obtuse.
I think they really hate my company because of my face,
(At least, that was the agreement in the thread in that ATOT place)
 

UglyCasanova

Lifer
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I'm not a nef, I just need help. Oh, and I forgot:

4.) Must be appropriate to read aloud in a High School Class
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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<< I'm not a nef, I just need help. Oh, and I forgot:

4.) Must be appropriate to read aloud in a High School Class
>>



Uhhhh, so you are posting for help in an English class eh?
 

GagBag

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He onced smoked alot of crack
Until he found himself in a shack
Wising up, he faced the facts
And went back to smoking crack
 

UglyCasanova

Lifer
Mar 25, 2001
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<< << I'm not a nef, I just need help. Oh, and I forgot:

4.) Must be appropriate to read aloud in a High School Class >>



Uhhhh, so you are posting for help in an English class eh?
>>



Yeah. I need your help. ATOT can be creative, I just know it. I on the other hand cannot write at all. PLease help,...please? (sad whimpering sound w/puppy dog eyes)
 

UglyCasanova

Lifer
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If you want to see what I have so far, here it is. I told you I can't write and need your help.

This is a story about our wild band
Of various people going to Afghanistan.
The journey will take many a day,
But we will have fun along the way.

Being the brains and leader of the pack,
The fate of all rests on my back.
Luckily the plans are well put together,
I just don?t like the look of the weather.

Our first traveler, like all, is well known.
Too bad he is deceased and gone.
He was the 1st President of the United States,
And was always truthful to his mates.
 

UglyCasanova

Lifer
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Our second traveler was also a president.
The White House was his place of resident.
He was in charge during the Civil War.
A bullet in his head was quite a sore.

Our third traveler was just like previous,
Except to his wife he was deceivious.
He did something naughty with an intern he had.
This president was very, very bad.
 

yakko

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<< She was one day all the rage
was doing porn while underage
Her life had become one big huge mess
Now she get small parts as an actress
>>

I saw her in Penthouse.
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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there once was a kid on a forum
whose history class tended to bore him
he didn't have a clue
about what he should do
so he asked us to write his pomes for him
 
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