"First, I'd have to establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's penis and became insanely jealous. Then, I'd lose ten pounds PORKING his wife!"
"Great I catch a guy blowing a building up and he just disapears into thin air. Atleast he didn't do that walking into the wind sh!t. I hate it when they do that."
I have one,
"Funny, I dont remember a moving van outside. Do You Ray?"
"How can you not understand? The moving van was outside ALLLL DAAYYYYYY"
May not be an exact quote, but you should still know what im talking about if you know the movie character
"Funny, I dont remember a moving van outside. Do You Ray?"
"How can you not understand? The moving van was outside ALLLL DAAYYYYYY"
May not be an exact quote, but you should still know what im talking about if you know the movie character
That movie where those two nerds design a chick for themselves. Someone's been watching I love the 80's.
i can't get enough of "I love the 80's""Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. "
An endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. "
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