Let's play a game...

[brainhulk]

Sex with a Hot babe + someone totally gross at the same time vs someone fairly low (2-3) straight up. We usually play this fantasizing about coworkers and nurses, but obviously we can't do that here

Here we go! Ill go 1st:

Natalie Portman in the slave Leia outfit but Oldsmoboat in the pulp fiction gimp suit is staring right at you touching himself and randomly licking you places.

Vs

Snooki by herself

Once you choose, you have to make up a new scenario

 

[justin4pack]

Wut.......the actual f***

 

[Cattlegod]

haha what the hell

 

[MongGrel]

pass ....

 

[_Rick_]

This goes into the dossier.

 

[Jeff7]

Oldsmoboat in the Pulp Fiction gimp suit is staring right at you touching himself and randomly licking you places.

May 17, 2014: 80% of ATOT is suddenly stricken with impotence.


10% are inexplicably aroused.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Scarlett Johansson and Susan Boyle.

 

[_Rick_]

May 17, 2014: 80% of ATOT is suddenly stricken with impotence.


10% are inexplicably aroused.

The other 10% are in the basement, and wonder what all the fuss is about.

 

[manimal]

your MIL and Jessica alba

 

[WiseUp216]

Scarlett Johansson and Susan Boyle.

 

[dank69]

So my choices are to add Natalie Portman into my current situation or to fuck Snooki?

 

[brainhulk]

You guys need to make a decision, I've been dying to propose my next situation :biggrin:

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've seen Olds in the gimp suit... not that bad actually. :wub:

 

[Krazy4Real]

Can I have just Oldsmoboat in the Pulp Fiction gimp suit?

 

[dank69]

Like I said, easy choice for me, Natalie Portman.

New scenario:
Emily Ratajkowski in full Smurfette Costume (including blue body paint) with Andre the Giant's (RIP) index finger in your butthole for the duration.

vs.

Miley Cyrus on bath salts.

 

[brainhulk]

Like I said, easy choice for me, Natalie Portman.

New scenario:
Emily Ratajkowski in full Smurfette Costume (including blue body paint) with Andre the Giant's (RIP) index finger in your butthole for the duration.

vs.

Miley Cyrus on bath salts.

Intriguing, intriguing...Am I allowed to lube?

 

[dank69]

Intriguing, intriguing...Am I allowed to lube?

Only with 5-alarm hot sauce.

 

[Fritzo]

I read the OP and now I have to go through life with that in my head

 

[brainhulk]

Only with 5-alarm hot sauce.

As much as I covet Emily, I don't think I can handle Andre with just hot sauce. Alas I have to choose Miley

Next

2004 Nightelf costume Alizee but Alkemyst as the Incredible Hulk is eating a taco bell bean and cheese burrito and farting in your face while saying, "you jelly? You jelly?"

Vs

Oprah Winfrey

 

[_Rick_]

Alizée easily, no questions asked.
What's a bit of a stink....

Lindsay Lohan before she started drugs, but the last pope having his way with a pre-teen boy and you've got to look every so often, and the boy snivelling badly,

versus

current day Lindsay Lohan, just after getting into rehab once again.


...how did I get sucked into this?

 

[Scotteq]

...how did I get sucked into this?

... that's what The Pope said..

And Lindsay #2, without question.

Bar Rafeli while watching a twosome of Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr licking.... what could be described as chunky peanut butter off each other.

Or..

Hilary, as she is now.