Lets play a fun game

[sash1]

as he lay on the ground with tire marks across his chest, Kauru walked by and ripped out his voice box. OH NOES! NO MORE TALKING FOR J00!

 

[blackstealth007]

but it was the wrong person he ripped it out of...it was the ambulance driver

 

[sash1]

except it was the RIGHT PERSON! so he punched blackstealth007 in the face until he bled to death

 

[blueshoe]

the ambulance driver walked up to them and said

 

[blackstealth007]

"he really punched a cpr dummy which looked like blackstealth007..the blood came from a fake blood pouch inside"

 

[sash1]

"thank you for ending that losers life"

 

[jEct2]

"stab her"

 

[blueshoe]

"You can be a great hitman Kauru. I have another job for you." He pulled out a wad of cash

 

[blackstealth007]

which totalled $3,000,000

 

[sash1]

word! money! gimme, gimme, gimme

 

[blueshoe]

," said Kauru. He ran away and spent it all on

 

[blackstealth007]

weed and became high. He walked into the road and got run over by a semi

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: blueshoe
," said Kauru. He ran away and spent it all on

weed

 

[blackstealth007]

with his last dying breath Kauru said"please forgive me blackstealth007" <looking into the sky>

 

[sash1]

quit changin' yo story, i love you! I bought weed and smoked it at my house! there are no cars where I live at night! Maine = closed @ 8

 

[blackstealth007]

alright..a semi ran into the house killing Kauru with his last dying breath Kauru said"please forgive me blackstealth007" <looking into the sky>

 

[blackstealth007]

the semi was lost and thought the driveway was a road while he was going 40 mph

 

[sash1]

except it was the wrong house! semi's dont go on my roads, I live in the middle of nowhere!

 

[blackstealth007]

this is the official end of the story

 

[blueshoe]

," thought blackstealth007.

 

[sash1]

well I got to hand it to ya. That was more fun than I thought and managed to kill an hour! haha

 

[blackstealth007]

,"thought blueshoe....and he was right

 

[blueshoe]

:Q It has been an hour??

 

[blackstealth007]

just kidding..ya that was fun. Time sure flew by. Look how many views and posts!

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: blueshoe
:Q It has been an hour??

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