Let's make a funny story. I'll start, you add to it!

[Turin39789]

back inside the male strip club, the waiter spills a shirley temple all over mike

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
PAB stuffing his brother in a Dell box ...


: ) Amanda

Somewhere a chiapet eeped 'dude you're getting a Dell'

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
back inside the male strip club, the waiter spills a shirley temple all over mike

Mike jumps up and yells "Holy Crap! This is NOT Hooters...."

 

[Turin39789]

Oh fvck it! All of ATOT is in a colloseum with automatic weapons

 

[Goosemaster]

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[Goosemaster]

I REALLY need some sleep...


Had no net at home for a week and had a variable orgasm of pleasure when I got online at the folks house...


Damn I'm cool when not at a keyboard

 

[Goosemaster]

seriously, I should get out more..I am "THE MAN" when outside...seriosuly

 

[Goosemaster]

and why am I telling you this?

 

[Goosemaster]

right...because I won't have the net once I get back to my apartment and will regain "Cpolenss Factor No. 9"

 

[IGBT]

"THE MAN" sought the comforts of a catholic priest....

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: IGBT
"THE MAN" sought the comforts of a catholic priest....

?

 

[alkemyst]

Goosemaster feels two small hands grasp his hips from behind....

A gimp growls "Nice and all you're THE MAN outside, but within these walls you're my b1tch!"

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Goosemaster feels two small hands grasp his hips from behind....

A gimp growls "Nice and all you're THE MAN outside, but within these walls you're my b1tch!"

Suddenly, the "REAL MAN * " busts in, neuters the "intruder" and then procceeds with me to the pearly gates with a bucket of Fried Chicken Rotisserie Style in our hands....



THE END>









*= God

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Goosemaster feels two small hands grasp his hips from behind....

A gimp growls "Nice and all you're THE MAN outside, but within these walls you're my b1tch!"

Suddenly, the "REAL MAN * " busts in, neuters the "intruder" and then procceeds with me to the pearly gates with a bucket of Fried Chicken Rotisserie Style in our hands....

Little does he know, fried chicken is the work of the devil