Let's get one thing straight!

[alkemyst]

I am a drunk, not an alcoholic; I don't go to any meetings.

Thank you.

 

[geno]

alke-holic?

 

[IronWing]

Drinking is bad; you shouldn't drink.

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Drinking is bad; you shouldn't drink.

Shens!

 

[waffleironhead]

Do you prefer to be called sex worker, or do you still answer to prostitute?

 

[SilentZero]

In the spirit of this thread..and the fact that it just turned 10am...I think i'll have a beer. :beer:

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Do you prefer to be called sex worker, or do you still answer to prostitute?

That's man-whore to you mister!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Drinking is bad; you shouldn't drink.

unpossible

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Drinking is bad; you shouldn't drink.

gtfo!

 

[heymrdj]

Alky did you ask thepd7 or thecoolnessrune if you could speak out like this? Slave best learn his manners! :evil:

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Do you prefer to be called sex worker, or do you still answer to prostitute?

That's attention-whore to you mister!

Fixed.

 

[meltdown75]

you are in a giant river in Egypt

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
you are in a giant river in Egypt

There is only one river in Egypt, it's called de Nile.

 

[nerp]

I'm falling in love with a former junkie. She doesn't drink, smoke weed or anything. She has been clean for over a year. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I want to be her man.

I'm dead serious.

 

[Old Hippie]

She has been clean for over a year.

Pretty good start..........

Good luck!

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

If you don't drink, you die.

 

[TonyG]

Six pitchers of beer made for a fun motorcycle ride home last night...

I kid, I kid, it was actually 8!!!

(ducks behind a brick wall)

 

[IGBT]

"acetaldehyde not only could cause DNA strand breakage but also DNA-DNA, DNA-protein crosslinks of lymphocytes of human peripheral blood."

"The animal experiment shows that acetaldehyde can cause the oxidative DNA damage of rat lung tissues, which suggests that acetaldehyde have the potential genotoxicity and its chemical mechanism is relative to the crosslinks and oxidation with DNA."

"The first step in this process is the conversion of alcohol to acetaldehyde. Since acetaldehyde is approximately 30 times more toxic than alcohol, acetaldehyde is a major cause of alcohol-associated side effects. If acetaldehyde is not efficiently converted into acetic acid (the second step in the metabolism of alcohol), severe toxicity can result. This is a common problem among certain people of Asian extraction (notably Innuit and American Indians) who have a genetic weakness in the acetaldehyde dehydrogenase enzyme [see Figure A]. Even in people who do not have this genetic trait, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase is often unable to fully keep up with the production of acetaldehyde during alcohol intoxication."

So the more you drink, the more likely it is that you're body won't be able to digest acetaldehyde into its acid form. I looked all over the internet and none of the articles seem to explain the actual process in detail. Very interesting.

Oh yeah, I've come to my hypothesis based on these readings that because acetaldehyde disrupts the DNA through oxidation, the electrons on the negatively charged DNA is reduced therefore losing its charge and through a series of either mutations or inhibition of cancer repressors, ultimately leading to cancer.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Do you prefer to be called sex worker, or do you still answer to prostitute?

As long as your mom is paying I am game.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: heymrdj
Alky did you ask thepd7 or thecoolnessrune if you could speak out like this? Slave best learn his manners! :evil:

Not sure on thepd7, but I normally don't cruise around the middle schools to find the latter.

 

[XZeroII]

As long as you don't kill anyone I care about by driving and your cold dead body doesn't block my driveway, knock yourself out.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: nerp
I'm falling in love with a former junkie. She doesn't drink, smoke weed or anything. She has been clean for over a year. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I want to be her man.

I'm dead serious.

she might hump you...but prolly no relationship.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: nerp
I'm falling in love with a former junkie. She doesn't drink, smoke weed or anything. She has been clean for over a year. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I want to be her man.

I'm dead serious.

she might hump you...but prolly no relationship.

Just make sure you are in the relationship because you really dig her and not that you are trying to be her Prince Charming and save her from her ways.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: nerp
I'm falling in love with a former junkie. She doesn't drink, smoke weed or anything. She has been clean for over a year. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I want to be her man.

I'm dead serious.

she might hump you...but prolly no relationship.

Just make sure you are in the relationship because you really dig her and not that you are trying to be her Prince Charming and save her from her ways.

:thumbsup:

 

[Nitemare]

Denial is the second step...