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Let's all revolt against Valentine's Day!

StormRider

Diamond Member
For those in a relationship, it's a stressful holiday.

For those that are single, it's a depressing holiday.

So, who needs it? It's all about making money off of a stupid holiday!

So, I propose that we revolt against Valentine's Day in such a way that companies cannot try to promote and make money off of us.

How? Well, let's turn Valentine's Day into a day where we stay home alone, watched some pr0n, masturbate, and cries ourselves to sleep. Let's see companies try to put a commercial spin on that! :|
 
Originally posted by: StormRider
How? Well, let's turn Valentine's Day into a day where we stay home alone, watched some pr0n, masturbate, and cries ourselves to sleep. Let's see companies try to put a commercial spin on that! :|

I imagine the guys who make the fleshlight would be all over that...
 
Originally posted by: StormRider
For those in a relationship, it's a stressful holiday.

For those that are single, it's a depressing holiday.

So, who needs it? It's all about making money off of a stupid holiday!

So, I propose that we revolt against Valentine's Day in such a way that companies cannot try to promote and make money off of us.

How? Well, let's turn Valentine's Day into a day where we stay home alone, watched some pr0n, masturbate, and cries ourselves to sleep. Let's see companies try to put a commercial spin on that! :|

Sour grapes?
 
i am single and i am not depressed.. infact i am extrememly happy!

No women related issue. Why stress over buying stuff, when its useless..

its gonna be a really good valentines day.

by the way boys, if you wanna get laid, go to a bar on that day, the women who are there on valentines day are so desperate they will be dying for attention.
 
My fiancee and I decided not to do anything special for Valentine's day. No presents no nothing.

Special things will come for anniversary!
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: StormRider
How? Well, let's turn Valentine's Day into a day where we stay home alone, watched some pr0n, masturbate, and cries ourselves to sleep. Let's see companies try to put a commercial spin on that! :|

I imagine the guys who make the fleshlight would be all over that...



is there a special Valentine's day fleshlight?
 
Originally posted by: StormRider
How? Well, let's turn Valentine's Day into a day where we stay home alone, watched some pr0n, masturbate, and cries ourselves to sleep. Let's see companies try to put a commercial spin on that! :|

Heck, I don't think thats enough to tell the Valentine's Day people to shove it. I say we do this EVERYDAY to protest. That'll show em!
 
Originally posted by: dartworth
stressful...depressing...? WTF dude...you need to get out more

Ditto, they've only been advertising for Valentine's Day since Christmas. Too late to protest, I already ordered a dozen roses for my girl.
 
Originally posted by: StormRider
For those in a relationship, it's a stressful holiday.

For those that are single, it's a depressing holiday.

So, who needs it? It's all about making money off of a stupid holiday!

So, I propose that we revolt against Valentine's Day in such a way that companies cannot try to promote and make money off of us.

How? Well, let's turn Valentine's Day into a day where we stay home alone, watched some pr0n, masturbate, and cries ourselves to sleep. Let's see companies try to put a commercial spin on that! :|

Welcome to the wonderful world of eros guide.
 
Originally posted by: NI4NI
My fiancee and I decided not to do anything special for Valentine's day. No presents no nothing.

Special things will come for anniversary!

He may not be getting me anything but I am spending about $300 on him.
 
Originally posted by: cjmtfd102401
Originally posted by: NI4NI
My fiancee and I decided not to do anything special for Valentine's day. No presents no nothing.

Special things will come for anniversary!

He may not be getting me anything but I am spending about $300 on him.

Blah blah blah!
 
I really think Valentine's Day is a pretty crappy day. My girlfriend is cool, all she wants is a simple card, nothing more. But i think days like anniversaries or bdays hold a heck of a lot more significance than some day that some dood made up back in the day...
 
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