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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Hell, I can lie, cheat, steal, and backstab just as good as any Rebublican, Democrat, Libratarian, Reform, or Greenie.

What we need is someone like me who will not hesitate to nuke any country that gives us attitude (HEY FRANCE, YOU LISTENING?). I'll add 20 more paid holidays in honor of me where everyone is required to wears a toga and drink until they vomit.

Screw national heathcare!!! I will institute the National Inititive For High Speed Internet To All. Everyone will be entitiled to a dedicated 1.5mbps/1.5mbps connection on 24/7/365.

EDIT: More inititives below. Scroll down.

Windogg
 
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somethingwitty

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wait, did my absentee ballot say "Gore"? I meant to write in Windogg...sorry, I was kinda confused
 
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Windogg

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Oct 9, 1999
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Hey Czar, you're coming pretty damn close to the "Giving Us Attitude" cluase of my contract with America. :)

WHAT THE HELL OC-3 LINES FOR ALL AND A CISCO ROUTER IN EVERY HOUSE!!!!

Windogg
 
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Czar

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Windogg

Well then you can sue me right, anyhow it will actually be a pure OC in each home here, but one thing that you have that no politicians have, you know more about computers than any of them, and you actually could say you invented the internet because you probably know how TCP/IP works.


Buy you would get my vote :)
 
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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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MORE INITITIVES!!!

UglyPeople.com will replace the FBI 10 Most Wanted List. Anyone on the site will be arrested as a public nuisance.

I will create a federal oversight commitee. The Department of Lingere Safety. 100 of the most beutiful supermodels/actresses will provide weekly reports on CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX, UPN, and WB to update the nation on how safe our lingerie is. They will model the latest style to evualute whether they are a public health hazard in the event of cotton failure. To ensure there is no tampering with results, camera will roll live in the dressing rooms to maintain the integrity of the survey.

Windogg
 
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ArkAoss

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LINUX ROUTERS TOOO, AND AOLers get fast connects too, but daily must participate together in public humiliation, and the whiny ones get sent to siberia (russia doesnt know it yet, but they agreed to sell it to us with alaska, but we dont get control till xmas of 2000 according to the contract i found. oh yeah end bold
 
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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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ArkAoss, AOL shall be heavily investigated. All cash reserves will confiscated under the RICO Act since we all know AOL has commited "High Crimes Against IT". All proceeds will goto a massive kegger to celebrate to downfall of AOLHell.

I also plan on jump starting the economy. Each person with a driver's license shall get $10,000 toward the purchase of any vehicle built within US borders.

I suggest the following:
Corvette
Mustang
BMW X5
BMW Z
MB ML55 AMG
 
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ArkAoss

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Aug 31, 2000
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hmm, president MR Dogg, and vice predident MR ADUL hmm, DOgg Adul, yeah Like it better than Gore lieberman or bush cheney (i went to a school called cheney tech, and if he is half as bad as the school. . . . . .
 
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ArkAoss

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hmm, have you seen some of the people with US drivers liscence??, shoot for US birth certificate. And looks/ no out of country accent, silly customer you cannot hurt a twinkie-Apu from the simpsons. Throw the viper on that list, and I'll rig the election machines to only punch your name, not that we'd need other choices, (would russ run?[would any one vote for russ is the real question{answer=nope}])
 
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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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The only "Political Party" that will count in this country is when I the president kick off the 1 year party celebrating my election to the office of the Presidency!!!
 
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ArkAoss

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and what about SUV's?? only for inteligent men right? and people large enough to see into the windows, from inside and out side right?? edited out a bit woah to discriptive.
 
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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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My Cabinet:

Adul whal be the VP. Hey gotta have a sexy chick as #2
WW shall be made my Chief Justice of the Supreme Court!!!
Lozer will be Secrtary of Transportation
Dennil can handle all the music
Russ can be Secratary of Defense as long as he brings along his firearms and TOW missiles
GirlFriday can be my Press Secratary
Red Dawn will be my Ambasador to the UN so he can put the smackdown on countries that get too uppity

and..

What the hell... just call what you want to be. WHO'S FIRST!?!?!?
 
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denali

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<< I will create a federal oversight commitee. The Department of Lingere Safety. 100 of the most beutiful supermodels/actresses will provide weekly reports on CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX, UPN, and WB to update the nation on how safe our lingerie is. >>



I would suggest you follow the example of The Naked Truth. Now this is the way the news should be presented.
 
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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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snow, you could but do you really want Adul in charge? It's like drinking the contents of your car's gas tank and running to into a burning house to take a piss.
 
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ArkAoss

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hey uh hmmm, can I be the one who gets to knock off those {edit} forced by the manANNOYING {/edit} boy bands and knock up the chick pop wenches?

but in serious ness, i want control of the AOL Microsoft merger and dissolvtion

 
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Windogg

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Alright Ark I'll make it worth your while. You get 1% of net process from the sale of AOL and Microsof.

Windogg
 
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