Let me ask: what's your favorite planet?

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91TTZ

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HEY If you had a choice of being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
 

YetioDoom

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Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk
Ok, how about this. If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yourself?

I know I would. I'd lather myself in relish and brown mustard. Hey!
 

Literati

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Since we're just quoting funny stuff...

Family Guy

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
 

Tea Bag

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"It's a simple question, doctor - Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
Well, I would - then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool BUDWEISER!"
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
For some reason this immediately made me think of the song by They Might Be Giants...

"The sun is a mass of incandescent gas,
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees..."

(Bonus boints to anyone who's actually familiar with that song.)

ZV
You and your TMBG!
 

Izzo

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Originally posted by: Stumps
uranus..cause I want to kick it:D

Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum. "