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I've heard this damn Leptoprin commercial so many times I've made parodies and joke about them with my wife. I just thought I should let you judge them (I'm sure you'll give me a 1/10) or even better add to them. Stupid work experiments take 5 minutes and I can't do much else between them.
Cleptoprin. When is a theft pill worth $153 a bottle? When you need to spend more than 20 years. Developed for the significantly overincarcerated. When you're more than 20 years in jail and tired of wasting time on one ordinary ADD pill after another and every probation plan has failed. Now, there's Cleptoprin.
Specifically developed for the significantly overincarcerated, backed by two United States patents, two published clinical trials, and an iron bars 100% money back guarantee. Cleptoprin is simply the most powerful, clinically proven mind control compound available. Period.
If you're one of those people who constantly worry about 5 or 6 shoplifing years, Cleptoprin is not for you. Cleptoprin is much too expensive and much too powerful for the casual theif. But if you're one of the millions of Americans who have 20, 30, 50 year or more sentences, you need Cleptoprin.
So when is a pilfering pill worth $153 a bottle? When it works, and you aren't.
Ineptoprin. When is a brain pill worth $153 a bottle? When you need to gain more than 20 IQ points. Developed for the singificantly retarded. When you're more than 20 points under average and tired of wasting money one one garlic pill after another and every class you've failed. Now, there's Ineptoprin.
Specifically developed for the significantly stupid, backed by two things you don't understand, two more things you've never heard of, and an ironclad 100% money back guarantee. Ineptoprin is simply the most powerful, clinically proven brain control compound available. Period.
If you're one of those people who constantly worry about counting to five or six, Ineptoprin is not for you. Ineptoprin is much too expensive and much too powerful for the casual moron. But if you're one of the millions of Americans who are 20, 30, 50 IQ points or more under average, you need Ineptoprin.
So when is a placebo pill worth $153 a bottle? When you're gullible, really gullible.
Cleptoprin. When is a theft pill worth $153 a bottle? When you need to spend more than 20 years. Developed for the significantly overincarcerated. When you're more than 20 years in jail and tired of wasting time on one ordinary ADD pill after another and every probation plan has failed. Now, there's Cleptoprin.
Specifically developed for the significantly overincarcerated, backed by two United States patents, two published clinical trials, and an iron bars 100% money back guarantee. Cleptoprin is simply the most powerful, clinically proven mind control compound available. Period.
If you're one of those people who constantly worry about 5 or 6 shoplifing years, Cleptoprin is not for you. Cleptoprin is much too expensive and much too powerful for the casual theif. But if you're one of the millions of Americans who have 20, 30, 50 year or more sentences, you need Cleptoprin.
So when is a pilfering pill worth $153 a bottle? When it works, and you aren't.
Ineptoprin. When is a brain pill worth $153 a bottle? When you need to gain more than 20 IQ points. Developed for the singificantly retarded. When you're more than 20 points under average and tired of wasting money one one garlic pill after another and every class you've failed. Now, there's Ineptoprin.
Specifically developed for the significantly stupid, backed by two things you don't understand, two more things you've never heard of, and an ironclad 100% money back guarantee. Ineptoprin is simply the most powerful, clinically proven brain control compound available. Period.
If you're one of those people who constantly worry about counting to five or six, Ineptoprin is not for you. Ineptoprin is much too expensive and much too powerful for the casual moron. But if you're one of the millions of Americans who are 20, 30, 50 IQ points or more under average, you need Ineptoprin.
So when is a placebo pill worth $153 a bottle? When you're gullible, really gullible.
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